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pretty sure i’ve just become a hogwarts mystery stan account

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

You’re going to receive GOOD NEWS this week.

[witchfromthemidwest]

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

@thatpettyblackgirl

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

[haroldhatter-deactivated2019081]

I don’t think I’ve reblogged this yet this week, but I did see it earlier today, and I got a new job! 

And I went in assuming that it would just be a volunteer job, but I’m getting paid $15 an hour! 

[team-flashh]

HOLY FUCK! I GOT A RAISE!!!

I came into work and bumped into my boss and she said that she was looking for me because she wanted to let me know about my raise. This shit worked in an hour omg

[raspberri-iced-tea]

i fuckin need some good news right about now so pile it on

[callmebliss]

I reblogged this on my lunch break and two hours later got a message from SALM that his abusive boss is leaving

GOOD NEWS

GET YOUR GOOD NEWS HERE

[caroline-comm]

madam rosmerta im coming for ur wig 🤪 being able to make butterbeer is now officially my only talent

[incorrect-marauders]

Sometimes I doubt that Hogwarts is the safest place…

[caroline-comm]

decided to combine the two things i love most, harry potter and vine

[spookyalias]

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I’m a constant headache, a tooth out of line.

[thegoodvybe]

[caroline-comm]

Rowan: ohh, it’s kind of cold.

Penny: here take my jacket.

Merula: i’m, cold too.

MC: well, damn, merula. i can’t control the weather!

[pinkerclouds-deactivated2023020]

What I’ve learned

Just because they’re family doesn’t mean they want what’s best for you.

Drugs is not a coping mechanism.

Cigarettes are hard to quit.

You are alone in this world.

It is hard to love someone who raised their hand toward you.

Nobody will love you more than you love yourself.

Happiness is all anyone wants.

Being cold towards your own feelings to keep someone around is no way to live.

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Penny: what’s wrong with MC?

Rowan: she’s allergic to Merula, like I’m allergic to cats, dogs, treason, and people who exploit muggleborns.

[caroline-comm]

i stan ned’s declassified school survival guide

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MC: must you always attack me with words ?

Merula: you want me to use rocks?

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Merula: i could kill you if i wanted too .

MC: yeah? so could another human being.

Merula:

MC: so could a dog.

Merula:

MC: so could a dedicated duck.

Merula:

MC: you aren’t special, merula.

[caroline-comm]

glad i’m finally getting the recognition i deserve 😩💪🏻👅💨

[caroline-comm]

i hope we can all agree that slytherin has the hottest prefect 😩🤤

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC: why did you think any of this was a good idea?

Jacob: probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

MC: …Oh.

Jacob: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

*after MC dueled merula*

MC: not to worry. I have a permit.

Snape and Flitwick: this just says, “I do what I want”.

[caroline-comm]

iM tHe grEaTeSt WItCh aT hOgWArTs

[caroline-comm]

i am CARRYING my house on my shoulders and these hoes rlly think they can talk about the 10 points i lost my first year ????