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hola hello olá💕 | she/her :p | born and raised in quesadilla island 🏳

[carolisbored]

HUGE ASS THEORY HERE

look, idk how far im going with this lol BUT

we all know theres a pretty big chance the eggs were previous people on the island that became eggs somehow, and i saw somewhere that that one bbh bug where he became dapper wasnt actually a bug, and it signifies that they will be the next eggs on the island

BUT HEY QUESADILLA ISLAND ISNT AN EGG HABITAT

RIGHT??

as we have been experiencing, the eggs are in danger rn, the ones left are all in one life, and thats on purpose, cause if the people currently in the island will become eggs soon, they need to get rid of the actual eggs (over population and shit)

HOWEVER the eggs cannot live by themselves, right? they have all the missions they have to do everyday and shit, how could they survive under the eyes of the federation when theres no one to help them?

thats why MAYBE in a possible season 2 we will get MORE PEOPLE to take care of the now soon to be eggs...

[anonymous-dentist]

Cellbit heard about a prison being built, was visibly shocked and upset, and he brought his knife out of his backpack for the first time in weeks to keep in his inventory.

Wow, I wonder how he feels

[anonymous-dentist]

No you don’t understand, it’s so rare that he’s ever stunned into silence. But when he heard Forever say that he was building a prison, he stopped mid-sentence and stuttered through a question and couldn’t even finish what he was saying. He took his knife out.

I wonder what was going through his head. I think it was a very simple, “Please, not again.”

[anonymous-dentist]

God and I just remembered Tazercraft, who both have acquired some brand new recent prison trauma and who are 100% anarchists at this point and who would NOT be happy about the possibility of being locked up again. Pac alone canonically hasn’t been sleeping. And we all saw what Mike went through.

[carolisbored]

kinda random but i love how the law is "forbidden to steal FURNITURE" cause that means u are free to steal other things, so technically tazercraft is safe for now, unless a popcorn machine is considered a furniture somewhere

[annsuma28]

if anything they're actually being helpful leaving their chairs everywhere! or i guess you could argue they're giving more opportunities to commit the single crime on the island so far :D

[carolisbored]

they are doing the opposite of crime whatever that is uncrime

[bigboobyhalo]

I hope even if it wasn’t actually meant to be a real law, the admins decide fuck it and implement a ban on furniture stealing for the sake of bad and forever’s thing they have going on here

[bigboobyhalo]

like we all know BBH-girlies would love this but like forever-girlies you’re telling me you WOULDN’T want to see q!forever consumed by guilt ?? wouldn’t you want to see his reaction to explicitly being betrayed by the federation and having something that was meant to be a light-hearted joke used to turn people (specifically one of his best friends) against him

[carolisbored]

bbh is taken by anger and feeling betrayed by his best friend, om the other side forever dont see it as a big deal, until the cold war takes upon them and bad boy wont talk to him anymore, forever tries to reach out BUT ITS IMPOSSIBLE...

until... bbh strikes, supported by the french alliance HE ATTACKS...

during a presidential speech he gits forever one, two, three.... only blood can be seen...

much to bbh disappointment his new enemy js not dead, tho really hurt

the citizens help the president back up and bbh isolates himslef cause instead of feeling avenged, better and relieved he feels... guilt.

until the day forever goes on a mission to find his best friend, he doesnt understand the reasons why, he supports his friend but also has the responsibility of being a good president, his friends know that...

one day, after months in the hunt, forever finds a little villager with so many familiar diamond statues... its here

so with open heart he finds bbh, whose eyes tear up at the sight, forever says "im sorry garotinho mau"

they kiss

the end

[carolisbored]

MOM I CANT SLEEP THE CHUPA CU IS GONNA GET ME

[anonymous-dentist]

Cellbit heard about a prison being built, was visibly shocked and upset, and he brought his knife out of his backpack for the first time in weeks to keep in his inventory.

Wow, I wonder how he feels

[anonymous-dentist]

No you don’t understand, it’s so rare that he’s ever stunned into silence. But when he heard Forever say that he was building a prison, he stopped mid-sentence and stuttered through a question and couldn’t even finish what he was saying. He took his knife out.

I wonder what was going through his head. I think it was a very simple, “Please, not again.”

[anonymous-dentist]

God and I just remembered Tazercraft, who both have acquired some brand new recent prison trauma and who are 100% anarchists at this point and who would NOT be happy about the possibility of being locked up again. Pac alone canonically hasn’t been sleeping. And we all saw what Mike went through.

[carolisbored]

kinda random but i love how the law is "forbidden to steal FURNITURE" cause that means u are free to steal other things, so technically tazercraft is safe for now, unless a popcorn machine is considered a furniture somewhere

[hatoolmeow]

what is this ancient script

[carolisbored]

⚠️quackity's easter eggs ⚠️

the next country is russia priviet!!!!!

[carolisbored]

WHY IS FOOLISH DOING BASKHARA RN??????

[carolisbored]

foosh my little brasileirinho sietchi SO CUTE

[carolisbored]

how come ive never seen a thoroier fanart

[carolisbored]

i absolute love the roier cucurucho onsie

i hope they do a slumber party one day, and all of them are wearing the cucurucho vest

[mooniebunny]

I'm loving this clip because is just Tubbo trying to understand FELPS for the first time lol

[carolisbored]

bro felps is one of my favs for this is much more he'll do the most RANDOM things when the only justification is "why not?"

[carolisbored]

etoiles math

1 avocado toast = 8 diamonds

[carolisbored]

"must be nice having a suporter partner"

FIT PLEASEEEE

[carolisbored]

I NEED MORE TINA AND FELPS CONTENT

[lycheefruiit]

This is scary

[carolisbored]

I WANTED TO SEE FELPS IN THE SERVERVSO MUCH THIS IS AMAZING

[carolisbored]

lindos artistas br eu tive uma ideia pra um desenho mas eu não sei desenhar :) então usem essa ideia como quiserem

pequeno richas no casamento dormindo em duas cadeiras no meio da festa depois de comer uns salgados uns docinho, ter rolado com as outras crianças no chao/brincado de pega pega com eles, todo suado, mas pleno

+bonus de perna melada de cerveja que caiu no chao(details)

[carolisbored]

trusting the liveblog today cause school is in between of me and the qsmp today