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So what if I get a little wet when you make fun of me

im so into somno but i can't help but wonder if that's a kink thing or if it's just that im the worlds sleepiest dyke and the idea of multitasking two of my favourite things (sex and sleeping) is just really delightful to me

hellomyshortcake

what do you MEAN you dont like pervy femmes? femmes who get wet when you call them good, or get all excited when they smell your cologne? you dont like femmes who stalk your profile when they miss you and cant wait for you to tell them where to touch themselves at your command? oookayyy your loss...

lsbnlvr

So sorry I’m a huge pervert, but can we makeout on your lap now ??

orteil42

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

anarchistmemedistro

fawnmassacre

I feel like if I say this I’ll have stones thrown at me but idgaf this is tumblr dot com it’s never that deep, anyway I think it’s very fucking funny how some so called femmes call themselves “butch lovers” but then refuse to acknowledge and accept the butches who ID as trans men… like baby you not a real femme if you don’t support all butches… wdym your blog dni says “don’t interact if you think men can be lesbians” but the very top of your blog says “butch lover/defender” 🤨

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

urpervyfemme

Do dykes even like fat dykes anymore?

Fat lesbians are always left out of events, community pages, etc

Don’t let us be fat, black or disabled

I will ride for us at all times

Fat butches

Fat femmes

Fat mascs

FAT FUCKIN DYKES

boydyke423

if u don't fuck w fat ppl get the fuck off my page.

kissyoulikealover

yeah all my posts actually have hundreds of notes you just can't see them. people are laughing and calling me so funny and pretty and smart in the tags but you just cant see it. but it's happening i promise