So what if I get a little wet when you make fun of me
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So what if I get a little wet when you make fun of me
im so into somno but i can't help but wonder if that's a kink thing or if it's just that im the worlds sleepiest dyke and the idea of multitasking two of my favourite things (sex and sleeping) is just really delightful to me
what do you MEAN you dont like pervy femmes? femmes who get wet when you call them good, or get all excited when they smell your cologne? you dont like femmes who stalk your profile when they miss you and cant wait for you to tell them where to touch themselves at your command? oookayyy your loss...
So sorry I’m a huge pervert, but can we makeout on your lap now ??
90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at
I feel like if I say this I’ll have stones thrown at me but idgaf this is tumblr dot com it’s never that deep, anyway I think it’s very fucking funny how some so called femmes call themselves “butch lovers” but then refuse to acknowledge and accept the butches who ID as trans men… like baby you not a real femme if you don’t support all butches… wdym your blog dni says “don’t interact if you think men can be lesbians” but the very top of your blog says “butch lover/defender” 🤨
things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
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further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
Do dykes even like fat dykes anymore?
Fat lesbians are always left out of events, community pages, etc
Don’t let us be fat, black or disabled
I will ride for us at all times
Fat butches
Fat femmes
Fat mascs
FAT FUCKIN DYKES
if u don't fuck w fat ppl get the fuck off my page.
yeah all my posts actually have hundreds of notes you just can't see them. people are laughing and calling me so funny and pretty and smart in the tags but you just cant see it. but it's happening i promise
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You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
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me, age 9 on youtube: girls kissing. girls making out. emo girls kissing
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