Goldfish Herding

Raising boys is like trying to herd goldfish so this is where I come to be me. Here you will find SuperWhoLock, Grimm, cute animals, cool art/photography, real life heroes, and anything else that tickles my fancy.

[sixpenceee]

Mouse vole sleeping in the iris, Moscow oblast, Russia (Source)

[mando-cyare]

WHAT KINDA FAIRY TALE CHILDREN’S BOOK BULLSHIT IS THIS?????!?!?!!!!

[pinknegg]

the purge except it’s 24 hours where retail workers can talk back to customers and managers

[unfortunate-waitress]

They won’t be ready for this tidal wave of emotions I’ve been holding back.

[a-for-effort-f-for-execution]

just burn down the store it’d be quicker

[carpdirector]

If this happens, then tech support will clamor to be next.

[trinilikesalt]

Preach it, brother.

[kef12345]

The truth sets you free.

[sdzoo]

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[lolnein]

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[carpdirector]

Lol

[tastefullyoffensive]

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We get it, you vape.

[houseofhaleth]

Captain America: Civil War – the We Are All Rational Adults Version

(The more I think about Civil War the more annoyed I get)

Tony: okay so these Accords

Tony: obviously the fact we’ve only just heard of them and they’re being signed in 3 days and they’re fatter than all of us is some shit

Steve: language

Tony: but the fact is, we can’t just run around wherever we want punching people that we personally decide are bad guys

Tony: countries have the right to make their own laws and we can’t just ignore them because we’re really cool

Tony: (though we are)

Tony: anyway the fact is nobody actually voted for you to be President of Avengerdonia, steve, so we should like, obey the people we elected, like everyone else in the world does, this is how democracy works

Sam: i would vote for steve

Steve: i will be honest here

Steve: i have very much enjoyed being in charge with no restrictions

Steve: it has been very efficient and we’ve saved loads of lives (like loads)

Steve: however as i am not in fact a massive jerkhole dictator and i do believe in democracy

Steve: you are of course right we should get the nod from the government before we crash in anywhere to save the day, as long as that can be done quickly and effectively, and won’t mean that i’m completely banned from saving people

Steve: (because i have zero impulse control when it comes to saving people i just do it)

Tony: oh we know

Sam: everyone else would vote for steve too right natasha you’d vote for steve

Natasha:  no comment

Steve: i mean there are a couple of other things i want to talk about in these papers

Wanda: like the fact we’re not actually accountable for the actions of all supervillains everywhere?

Steve: yeah and the fact that it doesn’t specify that we can’t be thrown in a monstrous sea-jail without a trial or lawyers if we damage property while defending ourselves

Tony: wow steve we’re (mostly) US citizens do you really think we need to specify that?

Steve: i’ve read about ross

Steve: yes we do

Tony: okay then, how about we sit here and hash out our list of amendments and caveats, which they really should have consulted us about more than three days before they meet to sign this document that controls our lives, and we take our improved accords to vienna and talk about it there?

Steve: that sounds really sensible

Sam: wanda you vote for steve too right

Bucky: i do not vote for steve. i vote for anyone except steve. i vote for tony stank’s left shoe, because it is far less reckless than steve

Sam: dude you’re not even in this part of the movie yet

Bucky: i showed up early just to say don’t vote for steve

Tony: holy shit it’s the winter soldier

Bucky: ooooh steve doesn’t like that kind of language you know

Steve: go away and wait for your appropriate plot hook barnes what is this

fin

[headcanonsattheendoftheline]

Every part of this but especially the last bit.

[codenamefinlandia]

*SNORT*

[semiunwanted]

“if you have a bit of stress then you can use this, but if you have a lot of stress use this one”

[geekhyena]

oh god I just lost it laughing

[drinkpisspissblood]

probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet

[jadelyn]

Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this exact reason, even though I joke with them that “I have no idea how to do that - but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I’ll figure something out for you.” I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss commenting on my excel skills, “You do realize that I just like…google stuff when you ask me to do something with excel that I don’t know how to do, right?”

But his praise didn’t change at all. There was no “Wait, that’s all it is?”

Instead, he said “Yes, but the fact that you think to do that - and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer, and you then integrate what you’ve learned and use it going forward - is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it’s “just googling stuff,” but it’s still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don’t shrug off the compliments so cavalierly, okay?“

And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don’t undervalue your googling skills, kids. It’s not lying if you know you can figure it out.

[zoe-alleyne]

[carpdirector]

I can’t love this enough

[thetrippytrip]

super important!

[captainstudmuffin-deactivated20]

THIS IS SO WONDERFUL AND AMAZING I’M TT-TT

[carpdirector]

This is so awesome it gives me chills!

[starwarsblr]

Lightsaber | Star Wars Blips  

[timelordgifs]

[blazepress]

Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.

[buttbuttgoose]

Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

The real cause of global warming

[led-leviathan]

But everything changed when the Fire Bears attacked

[gundamlfrith-remade]

it got better

[carpdirector]

All the comments

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

That’s what we experience every single day.

[naturallycurlycoco]

No one should ever feel like this

[threepointonefourmakesxai]

And the yts wonder why we as a collective get mad at them

[blues4d]

synced solo / ocean loop

[amtrax]

So I was really worried like “I hope they cleaned up this weird mess, this could be unhealthy for the ocean,” but it turns out this IS ANIMATED!???

[madamsugarskull]

Hell no, someone HAD to give up their soul to make this- just like the guy who made the realistic animated honey video I saw a while back.

[carpdirector]

This is animated??

[mathymurdock]

Marvel’s The Defenders | Official Trailer