shitpost mcgee here

i'll see you in hell

[a-for-effort-f-for-execution]

hello terfs! every time one of you dumbasses follows me i sloppy kiss transwomen and transmen and enbys all at the same time. because of you, specifically.

[pangur-and-grim]

the book people said that I need to write a "Dear Reader" postcard, but this is all I have so far

[pangur-and-grim]

the book people said this is alright but that it’s too short, so this is maybe what I’ll add to it

[erry-cherrybomb]

@theshitpostcalligrapher “death of the author requires you to kill me” goes pretty damn hard right?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh heallll yea

ink: ferris wheel press, cloak and forest

[pangur-and-grim]

by the way, this is the illustration I did for the other side of the card

with calligraphy courtesy of @theshitpostcalligrapher

[stainedglassboots-blog]

Let’s say you wanted to glue fabric to wood, but what do you use? What about glass to paper? This to That lets you choose two things you want to glue and lists what types of glue is best. (Because people have a need to glue things to other things!)

[dramaticthreads]

This is an incredibly awesome site.  Go check it out!

[aicosu]

Whhhhaaaaaattt!???

[techfails]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

This is one of the first websites I was told about in props. It also has information about the toxicity, adhere time, price, and other stuff about the glues.

[geekhyena]

Useful for cosplayers and DIY!

[backofthebookshelf]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE WEBSITE

I consider it my duty as a librarian to make sure everyone knows about it.

[swords-and-grimoires]

Happy Black Fae Day!

I did this as part of a collaboration post with many other wonderful black creatives over on IG. My theme was Warrior Fairy.

Creative Direction and editing by me

Shot by @sachinteng 🥰

[elkian]

It is so fucking frustrating to have ADHD and go "and I do this as a backup incase I forget-" and people fucking JUMP ON YOU for having a backup and tell you "just don't forget!", as if having Dogshit Memory Disorder is something I personally chose in order to inconvenience them, and it's triply annoying when they also have ADHD.

Planning for when you forget IS a responsible action.

Telling people not to forget is like saying "just don't get in a wreck!" when someone puts a seatbelt on. 1), it's useful for more than just the most dire situation possible, and 2), if people had control over that they would already be controlling it.

[moonlightvigil8]

I hate the saying that "planning for failure is sign of a bad design" because contingencies are the most effective way to deal with problems

Things break for many reasons, but if you see your points of failure and plan accordingly, its just not a problem for long

Also, i think a lot of designs lack maintenance capacity, being able to just fix things wherever and whenever you are is just something that should be normal

[anim-ttrpgs]

Planning for failure means you can turn what would be a catastrophic failure into a minor setback.

[flipocrite]

Many aphorisms are oversimplified perspectives on complex issues, but “planning for failure is a sign of bad design” is just categorically wrong.

[apricops]

it used to be that “fascism is aesthetics as politics” was the sort of thing that took several steps to demonstrate, but now everyone in roman-column twitter says “my ideal world is this AI generated picture of a centurion driving a spaceship” and you don’t even have to draw any connections to anything they just say it out loud.

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

[pocket-deer-belly]

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do also mean like, face tattoos, yall know that right

[partyinthecloudkingdom]

besides the obvious that people should have the right to do what they want with their bodies as a form of self expression, the stigma against face tattoos specifically has a long, violent, racist, imperialist history that stretches across the globe

[ladyignatius4]

Mentally making a cup of tea and giving a gentle forehead kiss to every struggling writer on my dash right now.

Your story matters, your ideas are good, and someone out there is going to fall in love with your world.

[depsidase]

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[nugulover69]

The Vulcan nerve pinch and the Human fuck ya life bing bong Star Trek: The Next Generation // S05E08 Unification Part II

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[transgenderer]

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[surprisemoose]

What kind of Millennial™️ are you?

Avocado toast millennial

I am bird watcher now.

I ran a marathon for fun?

Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…

Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.

I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result

Remaining time: 5 days 18 hours

Please share!

[leonardhq]

Jeffrey Gibson (Cherokee/Choctaw), American Girl, 2013,  Found punching bag, wool blanket, glass beads, steel studs, artificial sinew, tin jingles and chain, 43 x 16 x 16", 

Leonard HQ

[liberalsarecool]

Children are capable of understanding more than we give them credit for. Teaching kids to be kind is important, but so is teaching them to recognize patterns of unfairness.

#constructs