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[dinneratdahmers]

i am not immune to the siren song of cheese and crackers

[changing-my-username]

[capinejghafa]

When l stuck it on, l saw the pyramids at Giza. Then, whoosh! Straight across the desert to Karnak.

[justascrollingghost]

Aelin being told directly to her face that Aelin Galathynius is raising an army whilst she just stands there utterly confused thinking “when the fuck did I start doing that?!” will never not be funny to me

[noradaydreams]

𝑇𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑠ℎ ⋆.˚

[i-dont-own-a-skateboard]

Gamers during April quarantine: haha lovin this adorable game about living in an isolated haven with a handful of people I love and making a comfy little home :)

Gamers during September quarantine: fucking love this game about being trapped in a confined location and viciously murdering my friends while they complete meaningless, repetitive, arbitrary tasks to fill the time as a terrible feeling of dread slowly rises throughout space

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

[cold-butter-warm-toast]

It can’t be September, just yesterday it was Marchgustuary

[sakycchan]

When that disgusting season they call summer finally ends and you start feeling that sweet sweet autumn chill in the air

[filmgifs]

Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size? The Mummy Returns (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

[wicked-felina]

[purplechocolatekisses]

Help Everyone Find A Job In Their Field

[afroclusterfunk]

Money cat can only do so much

[blaquerose]

@special-agent-tits-akimbo

[iatrogenic]

Screenshot posts like this stress me out so much because CHARGE YOUR PHONE I FEEL UNSAFE.

[blastoisarchive]

[weirdmageddon]

[taliasburns]

#how to get over someone, a 10 step program by Harley Quinn

BONUS:

[writingsforwinter]

What's your favourite part of your daily routine?

going back to bed

[psilocyboi]

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

[mewcandy-deactivated20160917]

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

[psilocyboi]

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

[mattsturbator]

Can y'all use the new message system.

[rob-pattinson]

LIZZO Rolling Stone Magazine / 2020 › ph. David LaChapelle

[samcahntent]

Can’t call it Jackass unfortunately

[thatchickparker]

Call it DM: disappointing mom