Hey Besties

alt account for @sproutmilkanddirtcakes - account for being a stupid gay bimbo

[carpet-monster]

Heeeeeey 🤙

Hi I'm Basil/Bas, he/they, I'm just a silly little guy. a mischevious lad if you will.

this is a very mindless blog, so set your expectations accordingly

[parasitoidism]

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

[parasitoidism]

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

[uhrwerk-und-eisen]

I swear B&J's Tonight Dough is the best ice cream flavor ever made. The trade-off for this unearthly deliciousness is you either have to look at Fallon's goofy face or turn it around and instantly take 2D8 sanity damage from seeing the nutrition facts. (Tonight Dough is an eye-watering 1220 calories if you eat the whole container.)

Its siren song is so powerful that I've NEVER managed to NOT devour it all at once. I have to limit myself to eating it like twice a year because I have zero willpower once I crack a tub. It is getting housed IMMEDIATELY.

[hacer-kun]

[avac4kes]

Actually one of my favorite images on the internet

[ramavoite]

"Ebenezer Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week"

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[schlorb]

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[darlingdollieee]

this image is so fucking funny what the fuck does this even mean or represent

[nanaogroceryfan]

my girlfriend brought some old guy in a labcoat to our date and he was third wheeling hard and he wouldnt stop talking about "the attacking power of vavel", "the unyielding defense of gllang", & "the unmatched speed of laguiole" and i dont know what the fuck he's talking about. he ordered a kid's apple juice box and a single french fry and when we left he didnt even get in the car he just sprinted away into the night.

[razerbackbitch]

[discodyke-dogthing]

ok google how do you tell someone that you miss talking to them if you’re irrationally terrified of messaging them

[discodyke-dogthing]

ok google how do you talk to people you want to talk to

[discodyke-dogthing]

ok google how do you start a conversation

[discodyke-dogthing]

ok google how do you tell someone that you miss talking to them if you’re irrationally terrified of messaging them

[discodyke-dogthing]

ok google how do you talk to people you want to talk to

[discodyke-dogthing]

ok google how do you start a conversation

[grahamkennedy-deactivated202411]

Scrolled down the MF DOOM tag trying to find the mac and cheese image and I couldn't so anyway here it is literally one of my favourite images of all time

[mcflurry-of-dancing-flames]

very important that you include MF DOOM's Villainous Mac and Cheese Recipe alongside this image

[spacebrick3]

couples outfit idea

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page