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"What day is it," Pooh asked. "Today," said Piglet. "Ah, that's my favorite day," Pooh said and he smiled. Welcome to my blog. Expect a lot of funny things (/tagged/lol), Art (/tagged/art), Studio Ghibli, and movie gifs. And okay, I admit... sometimes a beautiful girl (/tagged/girl). (i'm trying really hard not to objectify <3) I also reblog everything I find worth reblogging. I love people, and DO send me questions :3. Live a happy life <3

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dankmemeuniversity]

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[red-zeroo-deactivated20210211]

Lmfao

[hardtosaythesethings-deactivate]

[princesstigerbelle]

[randomslasher]

This post honestly keeps getting better

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

[bibliophilicwitch]

my family has called this playing under cover monster :3

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[highdio]

Araki on Vento Aureo.

[sesiondemadrugada]

Saitou Kazu.

[gay-irl]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

That’s a legacy he’ll never live down

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[regularlesbian]

Solidarity

[trynsave]

[maricon-carne]

This is how fandom tumblr talks tbh

[sloppystyle]

[mataburt]

SWEEP THE LEG!

[arirna]

[lonely-boiii]

OKAY BUT HOLY SHIT THAT ANIMATION IS SO FUCKING FLUID

[theirroyalbiness]

This is so cute and it’s so gorgeous omg

[meabeck]

[insomniac-arrest]

people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv 

[insomniac-arrest]

me, about to have my appendix removed in Victorian England:

random citizens there:

the bard:

[photo-frier]

[stupidsexybowser]

A lemon astral projected into my mouth after seeing this

[cyandrift]

I can see this image with my eyes closed

[crossedupjesus]

That moment you realized you were watching it on a screen the whole time

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 1351. You’re driving your ship home from work, wifey calls and sends you to the local store to get some rags as diapers for the baby. You grab a bouquet of flowers for her too. Life’s good. You both die from the plague

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2020. You’re driving home in your tractor after voting for Trump, the man of your people. Your sister calls and asks you to get some diapers for the baby you bought from the Walmart parking lot last week. You steal roses for her on your way out. Life’s good

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2068. You’re staring at the most beautiful stranger. She explains to you that she’s your wife. You have dimentia. You smile and take her hand as your grandchildren jump around the room. You’ve lived a good life. Suddenly you’re staring at the most beautiful stranger

[thebootydiaries]

Anyway I’m back on my bullshit

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2019. Your fiancé just got you roses in your big house with 3 cars and 5 dogs. You did all this to tweet it with “We’re only 19, what are you doing with your life?” You got 5 retweets. He’s been buying roses instead of food for weeks. You can’t cook. You haven’t eaten in 3 days

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2018. You’re scrolling through Tumblr and you see a post by none other than thebootydiaries. “Goals”, you think to yourself. Yes, this was it. What you’ve been waiting for. Your entire life has led up to this. Your fingers shake as you type your comment. “Goals.” You hit reblog as you’re trembling, the chair squeaking ever so slightly. “I can’t wait to forget diapers, and have dementia.” You sigh. “And buy a house, dogs, and cars. And…and…” goosebumps race through your entire body. “And get the plague.”

[thebootydiaries]

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

[thebootydiaries]

was i okay

[thebootydiaries]

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

[lap0ubelle]

I am currently cringing at this.

[thebootydiaries]

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

[swolecheck]

I literally want to bite you

[thebootydiaries]

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

[rainy-lyfe-deactivated20160219]

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

[thebootydiaries]

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

[wefangirlsdontcare-deactivated2]

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

[thebootydiaries]

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

[pixie-pixel-land-deactivated202]

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

[thebootydiaries]

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

[garlandiana-deactivated20160331]

As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.

[thebootydiaries]

noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????

[holytragedyqueen]

Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.

[thebootydiaries]

i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People don’t hate math. They hate being confused, intimidated, and embarrassed by math. Their problem is with how it’s taught.