Do I sound like Jim Carrey right now? DO I?!

sydney / 24 contrary to popular belief, carrie underwood is actually married to me.

[carrieyouwithme]

[joshduhamels]

Carrie Underwood Being A Precious Lil Dancing Cupcake In New Kids On The Block’s “House Party” Music Video | 2020.

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[katebeckett]

[blond-shell]

[menchie]

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[itscarriekingdom]

Can we talk about how naturally beautiful @carrieunderwood is?!? 💛 💛 💛Also how much I’m loving the yellow @CALIAbyCarrie I want it!! #fit52

[lesbianshepard]

if you get a message from me asking for bitcoin it’s fake because i have no idea how bitcoin works and i will only ask you for cold hard cash

[dailywomen]

dailywomen’s 10k celebration - top 5 other ♥ (5/5) Jenna Marbles

“When I’m feeling sad, or lonely, and I don’t know what I’m doing and I don’t know where I’m going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, ‘It’s okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out.’ “

[0stentatia]

same jenna,, same

[basketcasemp3]

television meme [½] animated shows ∟ bob’s burgers: i owe you my life. no, thanks. i’ve seen it and i’m not impressed.

[carrieunderwoodsource]

[carrie-underwood]

me: *procrastinates necessary things*

me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*

me @ me: why are you like this

[timbradford]

I don’t cross the line. I put myself on it.

[katebeckett]

you are the most magnificent human being to ever grace this planet | d.b.

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[carrie-underwood]

i haven't been on here in 14 years what is this place