Stay Gold

[faithdeans]

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

[daloy-tzisminik-deactivated2023]

Dune is about a mythical space twink taking so much LSD that he gains the power to impose White Boy Summer on the entire galaxy

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

[blitzkriegfritz]

[a-brad-acadabra]

Wholesome pranks

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂

[furiroad]

i cannot stop thinking about this

[chessys]

u got through everything u didnt think u were strong enough for

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ramisuschrist-blog]

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[beeishappy]

Armageddon is one of the few DVDs I didn’t sell because Ben Affleck on the commentary track is relentless. Below is the clip of the commentary from where this tidbit of trivia came from. Please take a moment to witness the magic.

[music-and-stuff]

Me talking about how much I love Greta van Fleet even though no one asked

[couldoneimagine]

these two are my last two fuckin brain cells coordinating

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

i’m not playing hard to get…i don’t know how to talk

[dearmrmalek]

I’m sorry.

[im-inlovewithmycar]

Apparently I’ve reblogged this before, but I’m reblogging again because it is SO FUNNY

[c3po]

fool me once: umm okey..

fool me twice: wtf o_O

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

w..what rips

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

😎

[music-and-stuff]

Me talking about how much I love Greta van Fleet even though no one asked

[mormondad-deactivated20160509]

why is every author a #1 bestselling author 

[alligatorgrande]

why is every toothpaste the #1 recommended toothpaste 

[thetowndrugdealer]

why do my parents hate me

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years