Posts from the Dirt

worm 🪱 late 20s 🪱 he/she 🪱 butch dyke ⚠️ i post supernatural ⚠️ @deancodedinthewater is my fiancé xoxo

[tlirsgender]

Really the craziest part of being a great honking dyke is the way women will tell you (usually drunk) that they wish they were lesbians & it's like. Well. You can be. Do you want to scissor right now or just in general what's happening

[tlirsgender]

I think maybe part of it is that I'm butch enough that it's like a gateway drug. One time a girl told me she wished her boyfriend was like me & I was so flabbergasted I just went "what like a woman ???" & she started backpedaling like wait no come back. Are you okay

[tlirsgender]

Drunk girls love telling me they're in a good luck babe type situation and I'm just standing there like What??? & they're like I didn't say anything

[fairie-jane]

If you want a woman to have fat titties and a fat ass but can't handle the accompanying fat tummy, arms, and legs, then you are a coward and your bloodline will not survive the winter.

[treecitysessions]

Even in left wing circles it’s literally like pulling teeth trying to get people to take misogyny seriously as a real problem that is killing women and ruining their lives everywhere all the time and not like a haha silly 1950s problem we just make jokes about now

[llovinghome]

lambs running through the wild garlic

[glavilio]

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

[maelwife]

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

[maelwife]

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

[beybuniki]

canon!deancas are celibate but fem!deancas have been fucking on and off since s5 this is my fujoshi truth

[beybuniki]

men who share burgers vs. women who fuck

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[speak-low]

[lamortwrites]

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

[lamortwrites]

TARGET AUDIENCE REACHED

[kitschday]

Mertlene Perkins

[lioncunt]

when another man asks you on a date and you’re a supposedly straight man would you say “sorry man i’m straight” or would you say “ITS A AA FEDeral inVESTIGATION” and then trip over a table

[gayvampyr]

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[2well2water]

i am so sickkkkkkkk of people seeing misogyny perpetuated by a man and automatically going "well SOMEONE'S closeted" omfg you know that men hate women even when theyre attracted to them right??? why are you more interested in making fun of gay people than hating misogynists. you fucking freak

[novakstogive]

⛧ EVERY TIME DEAN SAYS "SAMMY" ⛧ SUPERNATURAL — 1.12 "Faith"

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]