Dad thinks Sugar should get a ‘proper job.’ I’ve seen porn, I know what happens at the end of interviews.
I didn't like Sugar.
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Dad thinks Sugar should get a ‘proper job.’ I’ve seen porn, I know what happens at the end of interviews.
I didn't like Sugar.
Thought we could do something gay, like watch ‘mamma mia!’. Or, you know, we could do something gayer.
OMG so gay we can do everything.
text || cage
Carrie: u spelt socks wrong
Sage: The Boston Red Sox
Carrie: what's that?
text || cage
Carrie: ok
Sage: So about those Red Sox
Carrie: u spelt socks wrong
R U D E. BREAKING UP W U CALLING OFF THE WEDDING.
I totally meant your amazing personality. Anyways, when’re you coming home?
An hour or so, I'm shopping. Why?
text || cage
Carrie: you'd pick me over Malie?
sage: ....
Carrie: ok
Don’t be nasty baby.
Aw, c’mon— I love your clumsiness. It’s like the best thing about you, excluding your ass.
R U D E. BREAKING UP W U CALLING OFF THE WEDDING.
text || cage
Carrie: I just want to be your bae again
Sage: bae: "Before Anyone Else"
Sage: ur good
Carrie: you'd pick me over Malie?
I had college funds and I suffered through that unbearable chemistry class for like 3 months then bam XO by Carrie.
And by bam you mean huge ass chemical explosion, right?
Don't be nasty baby.
text || cage
Carrie: santanas not my bae she's my fiancèe
Sage: w/e
Sage: Malie is my wife
Carrie: I just want to be your bae again
Ok /so/ I left a candle burning next to a plastic container.
Remind me how you made a career outta this.
I had college funds and I suffered through tha unbearable chemistry class for like 3 months then bamb XO by Carrie.
It smells like candy why are you complaining?
That’s funny, I don’t remember candy smelling like eye-burning acid.
Ok /so/ I left a candle burning next to a plastic container.
text || cage
Carrie: we used to be baes
Sage: and we got new baes
Carrie: santanas not my bae she's my fiancèe
text || cage
Carrie: the same way you used to?
Sage: idk
Sage: stop
Carrie: we used to be baes
text || cage
Carrie: no it's just you don't look at her the same anymore
Sage: i love her
Carrie: the same way you used to?
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Look, I’m proud of you for gettin’ your face up in Sephora and everything, but the apartment’s starting to smell like my abuelo with all these cosmetics.
It smells like candy why are you complaining?
text || cage
Carrie: no it doesn't matter
Sage: are you jelly
Carrie: no it's just you don't look at her the same anymore