resident milf

honey, maybe. idk. married. mother. 28. v cool persn with a heart of ice and temper of an enraged dragon. hmu if you're looking for backpack snacks bcos i'm damn good @ packing them lol ok bye (elijah is my bitch let it b known)

[henrycavilledits]

Henry Cavill avoiding Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice questions

[honeycombmotta]

Dad thinks Sugar should get a 'proper job.' I've seen porn, I know what happens at the end of interviews.

[elijahhummel]

Are you alright? ‘Cause I’ll happily go get you a top up on the ol’ meds.

[honeycombmotta]

Stop, Elijah, it's aesthetic. 

[honeycombmotta]

I really wanna fuck in a pool. Like the possibilities are endless. My god. But it’s like. Our pool. In our backyard you feel me. Boy. Bet I be eating pussy under water. That’s some wavy next level shit. Put on my goggles. And i’m gone. That’d be some shit if i’m eating her and she’s so into it and she feels me stop and is like ” baby ? ” and i’m on the other side of the pool floating dead. I forgot I needed air. Ain’t even come up smh 

8)

[honeycombmotta]

guys my phone turned off i'll brb

[honeycombmotta]

milf

chicken strips y/n?

[high-vel0city-deactivated201604]

I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.

[elijahhummel]

You can’t leave me with the kids, they’ll eat me alive. If I get you hot coco, will you spare my life?

[honeycombmotta]

In the bath? 

[elijahhummel]

I don’t think a medal’s enough, to be honest. I’m very tempted to take Tyler out with the trash. Do you need a cloth or something? I mean, It’s not like you didn’t smell like puke before, but someone’s gotta clean that up.

[honeycombmotta]

Ignoring that. However, I'll be spending a very long time in the bath tub and I am not to be disturbed under any circumstances or I swear to God I will whip out my super human pregnant-with-twins strength and snap you and the children like a twig. Food for thought, bb. 

[glamtana-blog]

Twins? That calls for three more medals. The madre and abuela are homophobic assholes. As long as I’m with a chick, they’ll be upset if I do have kids.

[honeycombmotta]

That really sucks. Truth be told; I had planned on being a lesbian but then I went hetero and its uneventful. 

[zacharyhums]

wait not mark hes not attractive enough lets do it with santana i like her hair 

[honeycombmotta]

Suppose that could work.

[elijahhummel]

I feel like I’m cleaning play dough up every five minutes. It’s like kids have small hands just so they don’t have to do chores. Also, it smells like milk and raisins— not a great combination. 

[elijahhummel]

[honeycombmotta]

Dude, are you really letting infants trick you? They can pick up play dough, so long as they don't consume it whether through their nose, mouth, ear or asshole. 

[zacharyhums]

mark

[honeycombmotta]

Elijah wouldn't approve.

Lets do it.

[zacharyhums]

hot lets have a threesome without elijah 

[honeycombmotta]

Who's the third party? 

[zacharyhums]

do you fuck elijah with a strap on

[honeycombmotta]

Elijah prefers the term "make love."

[zacharyhums]

[honeycombmotta]

Where's the news?

[keirastjames]

Mark and I are trying for another, a boy this time, so hopefully I’ll be pregnant by the end of the year. Yourself?

[honeycombmotta]

Be careful, you might bargain for one and end up with two, though twins rather kill one bird with two stones. How long have you been trying? 

I want to volunteer more at Tyler's preschool, you know -- be that mom.