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@carrieworksatwhitecastle
Please do not enter the White Castle right now, there is a dead body in the bathroom and I don’t know what to do about it :)
fresh meat.
You want it mama? It’s in stall five
I don’t know how to butcher a body so I can’t use it
“Butcher”
Whaddaya mean butcher you just sorta grab a meaty chunk and yoink it slap it on the grill and there ya go
' i want THE CASTLE. '
for the last time!
WE DO NOT. SELL. CASTLES.
’ WHY IS IT CALLED WHITE CASTLE THEN. HUH?? HUH?? ’
I GET PAID MINIMUM WAGE DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM EQUIPPED TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION?
oh-
whoops I got a little too angry there and I popped all the lightbulbs I’m so sorry
' i want THE CASTLE. '
for the last time!
WE DO NOT. SELL. CASTLES.
"Where the FUCK are my RATS??"
Not sure if they're yours, but I saw some in my kitchen! You're welcome to take them
" oh really? I wouldnt be suprise of the sneaky boys found their way into your kitchen to be honest! They are attracted by food and i havent worked..for uhhh...i dont know, so they probably found somewhere else to hang out."
" if they arent i'll be happy to take them if they are giving you any trouble!"
“They’re cute but I think they’ve been eatin’ the buns so I’d be more than happy if you’d take them! I’m sure they’d be much happier with you, it’s kinda hectic over here.”
" oh god that sounds terrible! I will take the little trouble makers off your hands, now do you have a rat that likes to take hats? His name is Jojo and i havent found him for weeks"
“Well, I haven’t seen my work hat for a while, so he might be around! Then again, I have been known to misplace a thing or two...”
"Where the FUCK are my RATS??"
Not sure if they're yours, but I saw some in my kitchen! You're welcome to take them
" oh really? I wouldnt be suprise of the sneaky boys found their way into your kitchen to be honest! They are attracted by food and i havent worked..for uhhh...i dont know, so they probably found somewhere else to hang out."
" if they arent i'll be happy to take them if they are giving you any trouble!"
“They’re cute but I think they’ve been eatin’ the buns so I’d be more than happy if you’d take them! I’m sure they’d be much happier with you, it’s kinda hectic over here.”
"Where the FUCK are my RATS??"
Not sure if they're yours, but I saw some in my kitchen! You're welcome to take them
The body has been taken care of and we are open for business again! Please stop by for some probably edible food!
Please do not enter the White Castle right now, there is a dead body in the bathroom and I don’t know what to do about it :)
fresh meat.
You want it mama? It’s in stall five
I don’t know how to butcher a body so I can’t use it
:)
:)
Mama teach. Child survive.
:0
Thanks, mama!
Please do not enter the White Castle right now, there is a dead body in the bathroom and I don’t know what to do about it :)
fresh meat.
You want it mama? It’s in stall five
I don’t know how to butcher a body so I can’t use it
Please do not enter the White Castle right now, there is a dead body in the bathroom and I don’t know what to do about it :)
@markworksatwhitecastle
Hi, nice to have you workin’ here! Please do not enter the bathroom right now it is on fire but I am handlin’ it :)
Happy Halloween! Burgers are on the house for trick or treaters!
Halloween is only a few days away and I still don’t have a costume! I’ve never dressed up before, I don’t know what to be
I hope everyone is doin’ well! It’s been a while!
Time to decorate the restaurant for Halloween! Wait- is it too early? I’m doin’ it anyways, Mama wouldn’t let me celebrate it so now I gotta celebrate twice as much!
Does anyone know the number for a good exterminator? There are ants everywhere. In fact, please do not enter the premises until I get this fixed because the entire restaurant is coated with a thin layer of ants.
It’s so good to see everyone again! Mama really reunited us, huh?
