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Kaitlyn. 20 Canada. I spend way too much time on the internet doing nothing. I play piano, read, write, all that stuff. Message me anytime & have a good day.

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[lolastung]

SPIKE PRATT & BUFFY SUMMERS — 6.03, “After Life”

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[louceph]

smirking bastard with grievous grin

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[ahotknife]

is this a safe place to say i don’t care that chappell roan is rude and i think it’s fine if she continues to be

[ahotknife]

in what fucking world is a grown ass 28 year old woman who grew up in a trailer park in missouri and worked her ass off singing for $12 in tips in empty bars an “out of touch rich kid” yall need to Stop being part of the problem

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Love it when a robot character has an inexpressible immobile face but stares at you in silence in a way that you know is judgemental

[lithominium]

[cuntylestat]

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

[aliciavikander]

ANDREW SCOTT as THE PRIEST in Fleabag (2016-2019)

[corpsecowboy]

i get to see sturgeon every weekend so i made this:)

[mydeddyalabama]

what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

[musicalhell]

So the first thing you must understand is that there are two basic types of Turkish delight. The first kind is what most people are familiar with, which are these gelatinous cubes covered in powdered sugar. They are, by most metrics, an acquired taste:

This is usually the stuff people try and say, “Yeah, I don’t get it, Edmund.” But if you go to a good Turkish confectioner (or just any of the bazillion stores that sell it in the Istanbul markets) you’ll see a second kind of Turkish delight, in a rolled shape:

This is the good stuff. The sell-your-soul-and-your-family stuff. It’s nutty and chewy and creamy and comes in all sorts of flavors, and I highly recommend it to anyone. (Especially hazelnut. It’s not a traditional flavor but I’m convinced the White Witch dipped into the future to get some for Edmund, it is that delicious.)

[eruvadhril]

The second thing you need to understand is that the turkish delight was laced with mind-control drugs.

[cameoamalthea]

The third thing you need to understand is Edmond was living under WII sugar rationing

[geopsych]

Late August along an old farm fence, 2018

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you:

[sermna]

???

[furryprovocateur]

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

[pinyatapix]

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

[stupidpetface]

[naamahdarling]

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

[xocowilde]

Visual reference of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat, because I love it

[danzigmcfly]