"Kiss me and I’ll take it back, I swear I will—"
"There’s a guest room down the hall, on the right."
"Aw come on. I'm a great kisser! I could pay my rent in sexual favors, good for everyone."
"Thelma and Louise, back in the saddle!"
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@carrynoburdens
"Kiss me and I’ll take it back, I swear I will—"
"There’s a guest room down the hall, on the right."
"Aw come on. I'm a great kisser! I could pay my rent in sexual favors, good for everyone."
"Thelma and Louise, back in the saddle!"
“Ah-ah,” Eric chastised, tapping the rim of Caleb’s glass. “And who caught you before you got off the ledge? Me. Besides, it’s not like a fall off a three-story building would kill you anway. You know better than that.” He motioned towards the bartender for a drink of his own, gesturing to whatever his companion was having. He hoped it was good. “It’s not my fault the only way I could get you to loosen up was slipping you a little something. As least I watched out for you!”
"It doesn’t matter whether or not it would have killed me," the elder vampire groused, staring now at the half-empty glass of bourbon in front of him. "It’s the fact that it got to that point at all. You shouldn’t have given me that stuff, and you sure as hell should have told me you were doing it."
"Now, that doesn't make any sense. If I told you, you would've said no and I wouldn't have gotten to see your awesome dance moves." He spoke with a lilt in his voice, eyes dancing with the memory. "It... you were a lot of fun, and I'm not sorry. If you ever wanted to do it again, in fact—"
"Your half of the couch? Considering I’m the one that bought it, I don’t see how this is supposed to be suddenly 50-50."
"Yes, my half. We're practically married, Cal-i-for-ni-aye. That means everything's split down the middle."
—— “Can I help you?”
"What? I'm perfectly entitled to my half'a the couch."
Our muses had a bad fight that made my muse cry, how does your muse apologize?
Bonus points if you can tell me what they were fighting about.
"Guess tha’ would depend on wha’ ye’re drinkin’." Ethan said, folding his sunglasses up and sticking them in his pocket. It was dark enough in this bar that it didn’t irritate his eyes.
"Currently? Whatever I can get my hands on."
ificanfindthecure hit on you
"Care to join me? It's just sad to drink alone."
Though he couldn’t help rolling his eyes, any real response he might have come up with was cut off when Eric suddenly nuzzled him. Caleb cursed mentally at the action, doing his best to fight down the sudden spike of warmth and the urge to shiver at the little caress. After all, he knew damn well that Eric didn’t mean anything by it, beyond to taunt him. “Just because I didn’t want to see you killed doesn’t mean I think either of those things.”
"See? You do care!" Draping his legs over Caleb's lap, Eric clasped a hand to his heart. "Admit it, Sellers," he murmured, narrowing his eyes and moving closer. "You've got a soft spot for me, waaaay down deep in your repressed emotions. Underneath all that contempt."
The elder of the two genuinely jumped in surprise when Eric went for his neck, and he had to close his eyes to bite back a hiss. “Your humor is lost on me, you know.”
"You think I'm both gorgeous and immensely witty, Callie. And you missed me. I know because you waited up like an overprotective father for me to come home safe." He nuzzled a little behind Caleb's ear and smacked a kiss onto his cheek before hopping over the back of the couch and settling in right up close to his best friend.
"Oh, can’t you tell? My heart breaks every minute you’re not right here with me. Don’t ever make me go on like that again.”
"Don't worry, baby. I'll take excellent care of you."
"Are you quite done basking in your own ego?"
"Depends. You done pinin' after me? I could come sit in your lap."
"You’re actually asking me that?"
"I know, I know. You missed me with every fiber of your eternal being, otherwise you wouldn't have bothered waiting up for me. I can see your night's been absolutely enthralling."
"So, there you are."
"Miss me?"
Introducing Eric's Female FC:
[ Open ]
Caleb’s disdainful gaze flicked toward the woman laid out on Eric’s bed before answering, even as he pulled back. “I’m not interested.”
Eric held fast, leaning in to brush his lips over Caleb's ear. "You know...I could always send her home... She was supposed to be dinner, but I'm not really that hungry.."
[ Open ]
Before the older vampire could really answer or react, he suddenly found himself crowded against the very naked chest of his younger friend. Caleb blinked owlishly in surprise before moving to try and wiggle free. “I’d rather not.”
"C'mon," he murmured. "You know you want a piece of this action."
[ Open ]
“I was unaware you had … company. I’ll come back at a better time.”
"Don't you dare pull out that old Edwardian bull on me."
"There's nothing wrong with right now. I invited you, so you're welcome."