Duh.

Carter Stone. Yes, Stone. As in son of Mayor Stone.

[billie-thekid-blog]

Sold! To anyone other than me.

[carter-stone1]

Oh, well. Your loss. 

[billie-thekid-blog]

No thanks.

[carter-stone1]

You sure? Going once...going twice... 

[billie-thekid-blog]

If you like having boyfriends on your tail for no fucking reason.

[carter-stone1]

I can handle that. Name a time and place and I'll be there. 

[carter-stone1]

Maybe I should become a personal trainer...

[lianabye-blog]

That might have been the worse invitation I’ve ever heard.

[carter-stone1]

But you still wanna come over, dont you? 

[lianabye-blog]

How stupid do you think I am?

[carter-stone1]

Oh, sorry. Why don't you put on a tight little bikini and come over? I'll be laying by the pool. I'll ask Manuel where he keeps the pool cleaning stuff. 

[lianabye-blog]

My Mexican pool cleaner does a great job.

[carter-stone1]

Give him to me, tell him I'll pay him double. 

[lianabye-blog]

Should’ve known? They have pools in Mexico too.

[carter-stone1]

Do they like leaves and bugs in their pools in Mexico? 

[carter-stone1]

Should've known. If he can't speak english, he can't clean a pool. 

[laguna-gossip]

Seems as if the more innocent of the Lopez bunch isn’t so innocent anymore. I’m quite thankful to the anonymous tipper who submitted this in after Caleb supposedly sent it to the wrong person. (I’m suspecting it was originally meant for either Lucas or Cameron). Who knew little C had all that hidden underneath those smelly clothes. Look out Kiara and Chiquita, looks like Caleb’s learnt a thing or two from some of Laguna’s finest. 

[effjace]

I… uh… where did you get this from?

[carter-stone1]

what i wanna know, is who was the creep that was willing enough to film this for you? 

[zara-lennox]

Everyone here is so…open…about stuff…

[carter-stone1]

What's the point of not being open if everyone's going to find out about your secrets anyway? 

[juliet-gunn-blog]

no?

[carter-stone1]

Well, that's unfortunate 

[juliet-gunn-blog]

Made…a….video…today…..of myself…surfing….dont..judge…me…

[carter-stone1]

is "surfing" codeword for something else?

[lianabye-blog]

Congratulations! You actually have hit puberty, then!

[carter-stone1]

Have you seen my beard? I'm trying to go for the more mature dilf look for the ladies

[carter-stone1]

I think you’d know everything about me by now, Beaumont. Actually…there might be one thing I havent told you

[lianabye-blog]

You’ve finally figured out your sexuality?

[carter-stone1]

No. I'm actually a father to a 9 month old baby boy named Cody.

[carter-stone1]

Should I be worried?

[lianabye-blog]

Depends whether or not you have something to hide, doesn’t it?

[carter-stone1]

I think you'd know everything about me by now, Beaumont. Actually...there might be one thing I havent told you

[carter-stone1]

It’s not the lying, actually. I just happened to befriend a lot of my teachers or at least managed to charm the fuck out of them. Something you should probably start doing if you want to be the next Maria Lopez.

[lianabye-blog]

Raw honesty of other’s secrets beats charm any day of the week.

[carter-stone1]

Should I be worried?