MASALI BADUZA for Swooon
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MASALI BADUZA for Swooon
i bet Michaela was secretly SO embarassed to have fallen head over heels in love with Francesca Bridgerton at first sight, like favourite cousin's wife aside it's the most reputation ruining thing that has ever happened to her in her five foot nothing rake life, like ohhh really? You've developed an all-consuming, soul destroying passion for Francesca Bridgerton? Diamond of the season Francesca Bridgerton? Everyone wants her Francesca Bridgerton? Tall gorgeous porcelaine skin pretty hair big lovely hazel eyes piano player beautiful woman Francesca Bridgerton? You can't get her out of your mind? You fall asleep dreaming of her lips? God fucking really. How original. Florals for spring groundbreaking. She thinks the pretty girl is pretty. Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a ball? Should we invite Bella Hadid
HANNAH DODD & MASALI BADUZA Discuss Leading Bridgerton Season 5
Do not fret, dearest readers, for a certain countess shall find love again... (x)
"Love teaches me not to love, and leaves me blown away. All roads lead to you, even those I took to forget you." - Mahmoud Darwish
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
BRIDGERTON 4.07 – The Beyond
I should like to feel some joy. I want to celebrate John's life. Will you help me?
"He appreciates my chaos, you could do with some yourself." FRANCESCA BRIDGERTON & MICHAELA STIRLING Bridgerton, Season 4 'Yes or No'
your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon
before you beat yourself up for not cleaning, ask yourself:
is there a proper place to put the things you're tidying up?
a lot of times i would find myself struggling to finish cleaning things when the real problem was that I didn't actually have a permanent place for things to go once I had actually picked them up.
once I was making sure I had shelves or bins or organization things first, it became a lot easier to actually finish tidying things up since I knew where things were supposed to belong
Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc
Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"
When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard
"Sweet mother, I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl."
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i like a character who follows all of the rules their whole life and then ends up with big fucking nothing except their own self righteous #coping because the rules arent actually good for them or for anybody else
Francesca & Hyacinth BRIDGERTON: S04E01 "The Waltz"