i'm not getting owned, boys

lindy 🏳️‍🌈 front seat to this rodeo since 2011

[househunting]

$1,199,000/5 br/3 ba/3,045 sq ft

Yellow Springs, OH

Built In 1957

[househunting on substack, free]

[monster2001]

My girlfriends hand, ceramic piece by me

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[gatekeepslay]

LMFAOOOO #real

[himynamesisnotemail]

[adz]

my awesome duck photo

[calebwittebane]

I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?

why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

[thevampirecaspian]

So now anytime someone says "crying, screaming, throwing up"

There is only one thing I can think of

[ohmovie]

Mako, don't get stuck in a memory. Stay with me. Stay in the now. Don't engage in a memory. Mako. Mako!

Pacific Rim (2013) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[tanyushenka]

Sunset in the Mediterranean, Palestine, 1933

[gaygoatshane]

good morning connor is using his russian accent as we speak

[endiness]

[gingerbbatch]

sherlock wearing: the camel dressing gown

[bestiolin]

Catstronomy - Lim Heng Swee.

[fredersen]

every job can be placed somewhere on the two axes of wet/dry and overpaid/underpaid

[fredersen]

dry/underpaid: teacher

dry/overpaid: CEO

wet/underpaid: dishwasher

wet/overpaid: surgeon if you’re bad at it

[jakeperalta]

have harry potter fans considered getting a grip on reality

[reticent-vampire]

Honey and pineapple.