julielynn-x:
Carter… What happened with your dad this time?
He’s being a dick. Long story short, he wants me to be like him when I’m older. That’s why I’m set on moving out so I won’t have to deal with his shit anymore and I can do my own thing.
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@carterjfc
julielynn-x:
Carter… What happened with your dad this time?
He’s being a dick. Long story short, he wants me to be like him when I’m older. That’s why I’m set on moving out so I won’t have to deal with his shit anymore and I can do my own thing.
That’s it, I’m so done with my dad. I’m moving out.
lilia-lopezp:
I’m perfect, bye.
That’s what you think.
lilia-lopezp:
I just felt sorry for you, lez be honest her.
If anything, I felt sorry for you.
julielynn-x:
I completely agree, Carter.. It’s been painfully boring lately and everyone is probably losing their minds… Is there a reason for this one or is it a just because you can party?
I blame my parents for deciding to leave LA to move to this ghost town. I mean it is the first day of summer and I do wanna party too, so both.
lilia-lopezp:
And why would I want to help you, St. James?
Cause’ you want to and you put up with my shit since we were fetuses, so I commend you for that.
julielynn-x:
That’s the best thing I’ve heard you say in a while.
Glad you agree, Jules. I mean, it is completely necessary to have one.
lilia-lopezp:
Throw whatever you want, I am so tired of staying in on Friday and Saturday. How am I supposed to live out in a dead town.
I think everyone’s tired of staying in especially me. Since it is officially the first day of summer, I could plan a party for that. You’re helping.
Since Lima is so fucking boring, can I throw a party? We’re desperately in need of it, like it’s a dead ass around here.
( ❝ & ⁞ imessage >> lilia
lilia: no one can read sarcasm over a text, ding dong
lilia: in heels, i will kick your ass
carter: only the intelligent people could figure out sarcasm over text, ding dong
carter: but even with heels ur still shorter than me so idk what you're talking about
( ❝ & ⁞ imessage >> julie
julie: we need to find you new things to do then if really bad jokes is your go to for fun nowadays
julie: i didnt ruin anything... you just found a really perfectly lame one
julie: nope so this is probably the best your gonna come up with
julie: with this i dub you the master of horrible jokes
carter: throwing parties is my source of fun
carter: finding bad jokes is a side job
carter: yOU RUINED IT
carter: master of horrible jokes ??? sorry but my title is KING OF AMAZING PARTIES !! you've known me long enough to know this, i'm disappointed in u
( ❝ & ⁞ imessage >> lilia
lilia: dONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP WHEN YOU LAUGHED AT MY JOKE ST JAMES.
lilia: we will fight.. i will kick your ass
carter: i don't think you understand sarcasm very well child
carter: yeah if u were bigger than me lbr
( ❝ & ⁞ imessage >> julie
julie: well sorry
julie: are you telling the really bad ones on purpose?
julie: you put a little boogie in it.. my grandma told me that one. you went past dad jokes and into old people territory there
carter: yeah is it not obvious enough ??
carter: dammit julie you ruined it
carter: is your grams ace at coming up with jokes
( ❝ & ⁞ imessage >> lilia
lilia: and you swallow
lilia: :)
lilia: bc i don't even like you
carter: lol
carter: shut up you lil annoying sophomore
( ❝ & ⁞ imessage >> lilia
lilia: new phone
lilia: wHO DIS?
carter: you suck
carter: ......
carter: at least julie plays along
( ❝ & ⁞ imessage >> julie
julie: ughhh fine i'll humor you
julie: tell me another joke
julie: but you owe me big time, st.
james
carter: wow how kind are you today
carter: ok here's another bad one
carter: how do you make a tissue dance
( ❝ & ⁞ imessage >> julie
julie: wow carter...
julie: they're only funny because they're really bad. like dad joke level.
carter: wanna hear another one ?
carter: don't discourage me
carter: bad jokes are the best, did you know