No.

Jesus. Football is a game, for crying out loud. If you can't follow these simple rules, what are you doing with your life trying to be a biochemical engineer? Carter Mansfield. That's Coach Mansfield to anyone other than my mother. 43, but if you bring that up in conversation, then I bet my good knee that we're going to have some issues. Tore up my knee as a kid so here I am as a coach.

[cartermansfield]

Suspect in custody.

[ocean-xavier]

Do that. No. That’s a terrible idea. What about, I break a second window in your office and after that I spend a day with you and you blame me all you want, that would actually be fair

Uh, the exact same thing will happen if you punish the wrong person. I’m not complying, but I could help you find the person who did it. I’ll just drag random people to your office until one of then takes the blame, confesses or whatever.

[cartermansfield]

...

Fine. You do that, and you're off the hook. Bring me anyone that matches the description, A.K.A, you.

[cartermansfield]

Can't a guy catch a break around here?

[elle-dixon-deactivated20140819]

[Smirks] I never even touched a football before. I think I couldn’t even break the glass if I wanted to…

[cartermansfield]

I'm going to assume that's true because you're smaller than my childhood Great Dane.

[flirtatiousevan]

Oh c'mon...

[flirtatiousevan]

Mr. Mansfield. Never heard about the word privacy?

[cartermansfield]

I'm preventing an outbreak. You'll thank me later.

[cartermansfield]

Can't a guy catch a break around here?

[kendallrose-l]

Indeed I will.

A bloodhound, eh? If I was a dog I think I’d be a toy poodle. Everyone loves ankle biters, right?

[cartermansfield]

You'd have a shot at being Paris Hilton's purse pup. Not bad.

[cartermansfield]

Can't a guy catch a break around here?

[elle-dixon-deactivated20140819]

Lion kid? Wauw… How flattering. [Rolls eyes] anywhere where kids who don’t have some coördination gather. Because that window wasn’t even close to the direction of the goal.

[cartermansfield]

Leo the lion. Ask him how Narnia's like. I'm sure he'd get a kick out of that.

Or it must've been intentional. It could go both ways. Should I bother considering you as a suspect?

[flirtatiousevan]

Oh c'mon...

You know you want it.

[cartermansfield]

And that's how you get herpes.

[cartermansfield]

Suspect in custody.

[ocean-xavier]

Yes, I think she would, I hope, but why can’t you just believe me, it’s not like I do that kind of stuff all of the time.Okay, I doubt that person you saw was me, they just happened to look a lot like me.  You know, it must have been someone from the soccer team, I couldn’t have shot the ball into your window if I had try. Maybe I should be flattered you actually think I can manage that.

It is too much if you’re innocent, if I had done it I wouldn’t be losing my time trying to convince you of the contrary. Wow, its just a window, lets just wait  until they buy a replacement and problem solved, no need to search for suspects anymore. For everyone but me? I can’t let that happen, at least if it was jail I could just try to pay the bail… I can’t do that here, I mean, in case I had actually done it.

[cartermansfield]

I'll ask. How about this, Mr. Nice-Guy? You take one for the team and spend a day with me so nobody else has to suffer.

Patience is a virtue I don't have. Problem not solved. If I don't punish the dingbat that did this, they won't learn and we'd be at risk for another incident. Now we can have a debate, or you can comply and get it over with.

[cartermansfield]

Can't a guy catch a break around here?

[kendallrose-l]

I normally don’t get sport related phrases, But I understood that one. I might just start living by it.

Exactly. And, I’m sure you’ll find out who did it soon enough.

[cartermansfield]

Cite it.

If they don't fear me, they should join the club and fess up before I find them. I'm a bloodhound.

[cartermansfield]

Can't a guy catch a break around here?

[abby-marshall]

Well I guess that’s a relief. What do you plan on doing once you find this person anyways?

[cartermansfield]

They will be forced to spend a day with me, wearing the SHAME tracksuit. Being with me for a day should be enough punishment, but they damaged school property as well.

[cartermansfield]

Can't a guy catch a break around here?

[elle-dixon-deactivated20140819]

I don’t know who did it, Mr. Mansfield, but I wouldn’t search for them in the football team. [Smirks]

[cartermansfield]

That lion kid was right, it gets confusing.

But I'm sure as hell not calling my sport gridiron. Where am I supposed to look then?

[cartermansfield]

Can't a guy catch a break around here?

[superior-sydney]

Wait, what did you say to him?

Thanks, coach. It means so much to me that you don’t hate me.

[cartermansfield]

Young love is like a basket of Pitbull puppies. You can quote me on that.

It should because I have a general dislike of most people.

[cartermansfield]

Can't a guy catch a break around here?

[regardleo]

I’m sure there are people that would be sad to see you go, so hopefully you’ll get to stick around for a few more years. No, there really isn’t. Hockey’s great. 

I do.

Well, I’d like to play hockey professionally, but if that doesn’t work out, I’m not quite sure what I’ll do. I don’t see myself inheriting anything else from my father that I haven’t already.

[cartermansfield]

What team do you root for?

Better figure something out. Fall-backs are important.

[cartermansfield]

Can't a guy catch a break around here?

[abby-marshall]

Yeah, but Banksy is art. I can only dream of having the skills Banksy does.

Philosophy… sir. Do you seriously think I, out of all the people at this school, am the culprit to your window mystery?

[cartermansfield]

Is he? Or is he a vandal hiding behind the excuse that it is art. Deep thoughts.

Everyone is a suspect until proven innocent. Congratulations. You're no longer a suspect.

[cartermansfield]

Can't a guy catch a break around here?

[superior-sydney]

You just don’t understand him like I do. Okay, okay, I see, I think my three descriptive words for him are protective, sweet, and I don’t know, I don’t want to say perfect because then if he finds out I’ll never be able to calm his ego. Ah, he’s very stubborn. That’s my third word. Stubborn.

[cartermansfield]

... Okay, I take what I said to him back. Young love is like Pitbull.

I've decided that I do not hate you, so carry on.

[cartermansfield]

Suspect in custody.

[ocean-xavier]

That’s what happened! I already apologized to her. I’m not lying, why would you think I’m lying? Shame headband, what’s that? Never mind, I don’t want to find out. You can’t make me wear any shame stuff without proof, right? For starters, why are you accusing me of flying a soccer ball through your window?

You want to hold me in detention for an entire day? Even if I had done it, which I didn’t, isn’t that too much? And tomorrow is Friday, that’s unkind. Couch, I don’t think you’re listening to anything I’m saying, it wasn’t me.

[cartermansfield]

If I asked Claire, whoever that is, if she was hit by a soccer ball, would she back up your statement? I looked out of my window after the glass was gracefully removed from it and spotted a young male with dark hair and a build very much like yours escaping from the scene of the crime.

Nothing is too much. I have made it my personal mission to put the sucker that damaged my window through hell and back and since I don't have permission to drag you through a crevice in the Mariana Trench to see you away to the devil, this will have to do. Friday is my favorite punishment day. If you hadn't noticed, I don't spare feelings. It'll be T-G-I-F for everyone but you, Ocean.

[cartermansfield]

Can't a guy catch a break around here?

[abby-marshall]

That’s a new one. 

Well coach I swear it wasn’t me. Vandalism isn’t really my type of thing. 

[cartermansfield]

That's what a vandal would say. I'm sure those words have come out of Banksy's mouth once or twice to be followed by, "besides, this isn't vandalism, this is art".

Where were you at 14:05 today?

[cartermansfield]

Can't a guy catch a break around here?

[regardleo]

No, it would be tragic if you were to say something that could lead to you being fired. But I agree with you on that which is why I tend to spend more time playing hockey than I do in a classroom.

Wow, well, she sounds like a fascinating and terrifying person. I have to say that I’m glad I never had the privilege of meeting her. 

Yes, just this last year. I think it’s a good thing for everyone.

[cartermansfield]

Truth be told, I probably should've been fired a long time ago, but hey, I'm not complaining. Hockey, I can come to appreciate. There's nothing more satisfying in a sport than body checks.

Count your blessings.

And where are you off to after this? To inherit your father's company? That's a popular one.