You're calling me insatiable and I can't deny

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

Working an extra five hours and then driving home only to almost rear end someone because they don’t know how to turn on their signal light before turning    fucking hell, man, why are people so goddamn stupid a majority of the time? I have no patience for fuckers when I’m driving. We have signal lights for a reason.. fucking use them. Assholes.

[ofstarsdust]

When did it become socially acceptable to go up to a stranger and ask them if they’ve had a boob job?  It seems like everyone just went apeshit over night. 

[ofstarsdust]

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

Wow. That’s.. kind of hilarious. You know, it’s one of those situations where it’s funny when it doesn’t happen to you which doesn’t help at all, wow, I’m sorry. It’s totally not acceptable. 

[saltysweetgriffin]

Yes, we are. Who convinced you that? You’re just as charming as the rest of us. At least me and Coop. You’re different than me, sure, but you’re not an idiot. Yes, you are. This is important. I don’t want you to feel lesser than me, because you’re not. You’re right beside me.

No, I’m not!

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

Jesus. I need to learn to keep goddamn my mouth shut. 

I am not charming. Stop trying to be nice. I’m not fucking stupid. I know what I am and what I’m not, Blaine. I am an idiot, I have embraced that title at this point. I appreciate you saying that, I do, but it doesn’t exactly change how I feel and have felt for years now. This isn’t an issue, B, so stop talking to me like it is. 

Yes, you are.

[saltysweetgriffin]

How in the world am I more likable? I teach piano. That’s the most boring job in the world. I spend my evenings more alone than not making stupid crafts to distract myself. You’re cool, Carter. I don’t think I make any more friends than you. I know I make more than Zooey, but that’s because it’s Zooey.

I am not naive.

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

Are we really doing this right now? 

I’m a fucking idiot, and you know it. You’re likable, people like you. Just    yeah, I’m not having this conversation with you. Everyone has more friends than Zooey, Blaine.

You kind of are. 

[saltysweetgriffin]

Like who? I mean, there’s always people who like you over me and me over you. I wouldn’t say the latter is more common?

Obviously you do. Why have you never told me?

No.

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

Are you kidding? You’re way more likable than I am. Aside from my idiot friends    everyone?

That’s because you’re naive and shit goes over your head more often than not. Why would I tell you? It’s not an issue. It’s whatever.

[saltysweetgriffin]

That’s not what I was talking about and you know it. People don’t always like me more than you, Carter.

…No.

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

Yeah, Blaine, they kind of do.

Talking about this is pointless. I don’t give a shit if people don’t like me, or like you more over me.

Yes.

[saltysweetgriffin]

Wait, hold on. What do you mean by that?

Yes, really. 

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

It means that you aren’t the only one that’s scared of her? She’s fucking terrifying, man.

Well, stop it.

[hurricaneharms-deactivated20171]

I either saw a really unfortunate looking middle school goth kid or there was a mime on my walk home from work. If this is what this godforsaken country has to offer I’m on the first boat back to the land of the free and the home of the uninsured poor people.

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

Aren’t you just.. a ray of sunshine.

Also pretty sure you could take a car there, but a boat works, too.

[thehangoverhq]

Well. It’s been about a week and the latest episodes of Game of Thrones are still fucking with my mind. How do I stop my emotional attachment to a TV show?

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

Trick question. You can’t just ‘stop’ an emotional attachment to a TV show. You’re pretty much fucked, my man.

[queenofthcdamned]

I think this Friday’s a great time to have a party. Everyone in this weird-ass building is invited. Sound good? Good.

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

I’m down. I haven’t been to a party in a while. Where at?

[schmatticushummel-blog-blog]

I’ve had this thing for an hour and I’ve been sucked into a vortex of dicks and cats. As separate entities, I mean. Not together. That’s a kink I can’t bring myself to endorse (but like, no offense if that’s what you’re into, you do you, but also don’t be a bitch). Anyway, I’m giving Tumblr’s first impression an A+ for the diverse content. 

Hey, Kids.

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

Dicks and cats. That is so fucking accurate though. Separately, I mean, because it is also a kink I can’t bring myself to endorse, so you know. Cat videos can keep me occupied for longer than I’m willing to admit. 

[fuckgage-blog-blog]

Apparently I gave this girl at work the wrong idea when I gave her my number today, because instead of sending me updates about a case, like she said she would, she just sent me an unannounced tit pic while I was holding my pet lizard, who’s probably now scarred for life. I’m not even sure how to respond to this.

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

Jesus. You’ve seriously gotta be careful who you give your number to now a days, unless you’re into random tit pics, which it seems you, or your pet lizard are not. Also, I find it super awesome that you have a pet lizard.

[tfdamian-blog-blog-blog]

 Carter, hey. 

Check yourself, dude. Someday you might get the random desire to jack it in an elevator. That’s not me saying that whatever reasoning this guy had was ‘okay’, but things happen. I just think that he should have cleaned the place up a bit.

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

Damian.

Whose to say I haven’t been there, done that already? Shit happens, I am aware, but still, that’s fucking gross, man. 

[gleeguardads]

I’m sorry! He’s the one I live with and he most likely wants to get into my pants so - him by default. Zooey seems nice, though! He’s the one that makes the really amazing ads!

What will you tell him? A lady named Melanie told me to buy this t-shirt when you were four years old and I actually listened to her? He’ll spend the rest of his life trying to get revenge on me. I’ll be out in public one day, minding my old lady business, and some man with a ‘dad’s chunky monkey’ shirt in one hand and very angry eyes is going to attack me. Do you really want to make him spend his whole life trying to search for evil Mel and then end up attacking an old woman?

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

I am not surprised to hear that, in the least. Zooey seems nice? I’m sorry, but if you like him, there is just no way in hell that we will continue getting along. I can’t stand him most of the time, so amazing ads or not.. he’s a dick. Have at him.

That is exactly what I’ll tell him and he’ll know me so well that he will know that you are to blame. I can’t be held responsible for my actions when someone puts a great thought in my head. You planted that seed, not me. If that’s what he chooses to do, then so be it, man.

[saltysweetgriffin]

Why doesn’t she ask William? He’s the one who acts like our dad. I don’t know why. She scares me.

I don’t see what the problem is, Carter Lee.

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

I dont’ fucking know, but I do know she’s taken a liking to you.. sucks to be you, brother. For the first time, I’m okay with being the lesser liked of us two.

Really, Blaine? You know I hate that. 

[saltysweetgriffin]

What I’m doing    it’s hilarious.

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

It definitely is not. I had reason to ‘HAHAHAHAH’ at you, you’re doing it just to get on my nerves.

[sydneybkarofsky-blog]

The fact that I exist is an offense, so I’m pretty sure I’m solid on that route. Star Wars is begging to be fucked with. It’s not actually that fuckin’ good if you analyze it like crazy. I’m just here for the Ewoks, they’re the real heros.

Elton John Smith. That’s my Pocahontas remake where every song is replaced by ‘Tiny Dancer’ and it’s told from the white man’s point of view.

[cartermeetsworld-blog]

This is actually true, I’m assuming, anyways. Dude, don’t you dare try to ruin Star Wars for me. Like.. just don’t even go there, I will never speak to you again, or so much as acknowledge you.