Carter Finch

32 year old drag queen badass bartender and singer

[carteryoubad]

honey you look you could do allll the right things for me. What’s your name?

[carteryoubad]

Here’s your Christmas song godammit, you know we can’t all be jolly here.

[carteryoubad]

If all else fails i’ll go back to self-production, but I want some legitimacy for my third album. I have the songs ready and I know I got the talent, the only thing holding me back at this point is the “look” but that’s just a sullshit concept anyway.

[itsbrandongriggs]

I think if you’re wanting legitimacy for an album, being a queen and all, you’d probably have to go find someone out in California since they’re a bit more open to the idea. 

[carteryoubad]

California is more open minded but they also like the idea of gimmicks, i’d either be marketed as “the first drag queen to break through” or as “the next Ru Paul”. I want originality not to be some fancy show-piece they only want for a one hit wonder. 

[carteryoubad]

“Well ex-cuse me”, Carter snarked back as he looked down at his now stained skirt from where coffee had splashed on it.

[deanmillerfixingstuff-blog]

“You really should watch where you’re going, lady!” Dean sassed, flicking his foot to get the coffee that landed there off the shoe. 

[carteryoubad]

“And you should keep a tighter grip on your damn cup!”, Carter snapped as he opened his purse and grabbed some tissues to try and blot out the stain.

[carteryoubad]

Most queens, hon, not me, and I get what you’re saying. It’s just kinda fucked up that I can’t get a producer to look at me without them thinking i’ll just be some niche market small timer.

[itsbrandongriggs]

Yeah, I get that. And most producers who turn down a potential artist usually kick themselves in the ass once that person gets more ahead in their lives than they expected. Maybe you’re just looking in the wrong places for people to give you a chance.

[carteryoubad]

If all else fails i’ll go back to self-production, but I want some legitimacy for my third album. I have the songs ready and I know I got the talent, the only thing holding me back at this point is the “look” but that’s just a sullshit concept anyway.

[carteryoubad]

Comedic songs and insulting a person just for their lifestyle choice are two different things cutie. I may sing about it but it’s no different then shit Stephen Lynch or Trevor Moore do.

[itsbrandongriggs]

I don’t think they’re purposely insulting you. I just think they don’t take you or your work seriously because like I said, most queens are kind of jokes. 

[carteryoubad]

Most queens, hon, not me, and I get what you’re saying. It’s just kinda fucked up that I can’t get a producer to look at me without them thinking i’ll just be some niche market small timer.

[deanmillerfixingstuff-blog]

“Hey, watch it!” Dean huffed when he almost collided with someone, his fresh coffee slipping through his fingers and spilling as it hit the ground.

[carteryoubad]

“Well ex-cuse me”, Carter snarked back as he looked down at his now stained skirt from where coffee had splashed on it.

[carteryoubad]

Why is it that everyone I meet in the music industry thinks i’m a joke because I dress in drag?

[itsbrandongriggs]

Because most drag queen’s music is silly and kind of a joke.

[carteryoubad]

Comedic songs and insulting a person just for their lifestyle choice are two different things cutie. I may sing about it but it’s no different then shit Stephen Lynch or Trevor Moore do.

[carteryoubad]

Why is it that everyone I meet in the music industry thinks i’m a joke because I dress in drag?

[carteryoubad]

Are you really wearing that?

[elizabethrosewell-deactivated20]

“It’s just a pencil skirt and a simple blouse. Judging by your reaction, I’m guessing it doesn’t look good…”

[carteryoubad]

On anyone else yes, damn I wish I had actual curves to pull off that waistline.

[carteryoubad]

Are you really wearing that?

[carteryoubad]

@CarterBitch: I had a bunch of these old videos I did with a few friends back in California so I thought i’d put them up here, enjoy babes.

[carteryoubad]

Ohhh so you did sake and got kidnapped and forced into sequins for the wedding. I getcha, I think the last time I went to Vegas I got secondhand arthritis from the old lady at the slots.

[grxmpydandxlion]

That has to be what happened, also i came back married myself, me and my wifey ava…we barely remember that night because of the sake and oh man, that sucks. 

[carteryoubad]

Awwww that’s sweet, but the drunk newlywed memories are usually the ones I hear people wish they could forget. Whiskey dick after the reception is no one’s good time.

[carteryoubad]

Who the fuck decided to make you wear sequins during the day? You only get to do that in Reno, where people eat ciggarettes.

[grxmpydandxlion]

I was so drunk, i dont even remember…honestly, and yes Vegas is just as bad…never do Sake there. 

[carteryoubad]

Ohhh so you did sake and got kidnapped and forced into sequins for the wedding. I getcha, I think the last time I went to Vegas I got secondhand arthritis from the old lady at the slots.

[carteryoubad]

Ahhh the post-birthday hangover, second only to the bridesmaid-depression bender. I got ya covered.

[grxmpydandxlion]

Been there before myself, not fun at all. the dress was not comfy at all, to many sequins

[carteryoubad]

Who the fuck decided to make you wear sequins during the day? You only get to do that in Reno, where people eat ciggarettes.

[carteryoubad]

Need a bloody mary? I gotta make one anyway or i’ll start being sober.

[grxmpydandxlion]

 That sounds fucking amazing right now…it was my younger brothers birthday, last night….and between spinning at my club and drinking with him. 

[carteryoubad]

Ahhh the post-birthday hangover, second only to the bridesmaid-depression bender. I got ya covered.

[grxmpydandxlion]

       I dont think i have been this hung over in a long time.

[carteryoubad]

Need a bloody mary? I gotta make one anyway or i’ll start being sober.