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cartreturnjohnny

I love huge ass tiddies but those thighs look nice too.

#normally I would understand not showing a face #but all things considered....yanno....

yourrfeelings

first date idea: our wedding

cartreturnjohnny

Your womb flooded with my seed

ghostriderskull

Did we watch Dirty Dancing together? We must have.

The Archie's cartoons.

How much time did we spend hypnotized in front of a screen together.

#*shrugs*

One of these days we'll have to have her sit her swollen sensitive creampie filled pussy on your face

Three way Handshake

#lap it up #get all that golden goodness

Hey babygirl twin

*digs toes into the sand*

You wanna squat over my chest and take a nice warm pee on me

I don't care, the salt water is right there

#if you wanna pee on my face just don't drown me #lol

You're all Boomers.

Apostrophate it How you fucking want

#is apostrophate a word #it must be #win two #you know #please backwards sit on my shoulders while I fuck her #let me eat you while holding you and fuck her at the same time

Satan

I see

Satanic....the fuck you want

#I have such a hard time getting excited over anything connected to anything political #anyway I just do the best I can #I am pretty sure you and I have three things left to make #it's like on paper you and I are so very wrong but I never read the paper and you feel wonderful #you look goddamn fantastic too I am just an impatient mother fucker

I can only blame myself for the rapid growth of Walmart.

Back in the 80's I went and gave it so much value for always having the best toys on their aisles.

Somewhere the entity becomes aware, like a dead man, scratching bones that have been dust for eons and suddenly finds itself with a body.

Super C has entered it declares

#girl what do you want from me #even though you have your own thoughts on our connection....my own are equally valid #I am doing my best not to tailspin myself emotionally #as far as the last president..#good I am tired of this cycle #I don't know what I am supposed to be doing other than my job which I am over to a large degree #let me just boot a few hundred computers up and clean them #it's just like....I know I am good at what I do #but that doesn't impress me much #the mileage on the vehicle sits on me and my two whore wives #the old shadow of Arthur will certainly think about what I tell him #but cults....well yes sir no shit #but he always knew I was a clever little man #anyway say what I will God protecting me is just me protecting myself #as a flesh bound thing that is a weird thought to have to hold but it does seem true #magic rituals though.....look if it doesn't involve naked women getting pleasured by me or divinely tortured(pleasured like a beast) meh #even if I have to say bye to Arthur again the old man obviously never left me #it is like he shows me pictures of a strong house to build with while your two fine asses are up #well yes sir the Boy only wants his dick sucked by the finest nuns #he's just Looking

It's fine grandpa, the other woman on the wall is just your grandaughter

#possibly both of them actually

allnaturalmom123

Considering going to the gym braless in this today. Yay or nay? 🤔

cartreturnjohnny

😢.

#everyday they don't get sucked on by me is a waste

Me watching my father in the past:

Damn, your pull out game is non-existent

#what good things

"Humans are social creatures and enjoy having friends"

If we aren't fucking, or if you aren't a person that is a direct product of the women I am fucking I don't want anything to do with you.

#k

leakingfaucet23

The best looking butthole

Chat with girls during live streams

fofones234

Estes buracos de prazeroso, bom bonito e gostosos.👅👅👅

Pretty dress

Gerard Schlosser

Hello

Parfum de Busche

Me when speaking with someone, most of the time:

I don't really care what you have to say but I'll do my best to listen

#great let's see something cool then

Did it turn you on

Grinding on me while I tortured your nipples, making myself hard with the masochist game we played.

#you: God his Rod is so fucking perfect in my crack #cunt and your ass are both like fill me! fill me!#of course if you're squirting all over me you must be enjoying yourself #the juice smelled like....pussy....very good pussy #me: I *sniff* me likadis huh?#you: yes bro inhale my aromatic ammonian compounds #I don't believe I've got enough room to support more than you with my aether attachments #smoking crack: it can't be as bad as straight hit of HCl coming off orange oil extraction #worst toke I ever seen #these Asian niggas tryin to smoke acid and shit #25 years old....girl you're ALWAYS three minutes younger than me..#to the back of the bus kid #the sword day. that was just the two of us that day. that was one of the best days #yes my cute sad puppy above my dresser #me on some days: can't you just come over by yourself #you: looking conflicted me: really I think we get along alright without anyone else you: agrees with me

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