ᴅᴇᴠᴏɪᴅ ᴏғ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀs

[ashesandhalefire]

I need that bed. Why? Because I need it. Why? Because if someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they would attack this bed first. So I need this bed.

[ashesandhalefire]

[caruhdick]

HESTIA.

                         ❛ moody alcoholic ? ah, so that’s what this is called. ❜ there was a certain bite to her tone, considering their night spent together during winter break. she was regretting it bitterly, especially after he had brought it up in the conversation. ❛ keep talking like that, and i’ll revoke the invitation. ❜ a poor threat on her part, but she kept a serious look about her. of all the people in the entire school to lose her virginity to, and this is who she decided to sleep with. what a mess she had made for herself.

CARADOC.

            ❛      Might  be  smarter  if  ya  did     .       ❜     The  boy  smirked  at  that    ,   the  skin  of  his  lips  stretched  thinly  over  his  teeth     .     She  was  certainly  different    .    Definitely  a  fire  in  her  eyes     .      ❛     Alright    ,    hand  it  over     .    ❜     He  motioned  for  the  booze  as  he  took  a  place  next  to  her    ,    his  gaze  focused  on  the  night  sky  as  he  did  so        .    

[caruhdick]

⁇ ♀ ツ

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[  sent  →   11:56  pm  ]     WHERE U AT     ??     

[  sent  →   11:56  pm  ]     bITCH

[  sent  →   11:56  pm  ]     w E  finna  fighttt     ? 

[  sent  →   11:57  pm  ]     JK  BITCH  FOUND  U

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[  sent  →   9:42  pm  ]     I  dunno  man    .     Sometimes  I  feel  like  I’m  going  nowhere  fast      .     I  don’t  wanna  be  a  fuck  up  forever    ,    you  know      ?     

[  sent  →   9:42  pm  ]     But  maybe  that’s  what  I  get    .  

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[  sent  →   11:06 am  ]     Guess  who  just  bought  himself  the  greatest  Christmas  gift  of  all  time     ?     This  is  the  most  beautiful  guitar  I’ve  ever  seen    .     It  was  super  expensive     .      I’m  terrible  with  money  and  super  poor  now     .     Come  check  it  out     !   

[jaspcrflint]

⁇ ✘ ø ( doc )

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ jasper → caradoc, 2:26am ] : ur rlly hot. hmu if ur dowjn cardacoc

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[ jasper → caradoc, 8:40pm ] : next time you push past me in the hall i’m breaking your fucking arm

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[ jasper → caradoc, 3:47am ] : how do they make the ceiling in the great hall look like that?

[caruhdick]

HESTIA.

                       ever since coming back her mind had been reeling over the recent deaths. they were so soon after her own brother’s demise, she felt as if the same thing was happening all over again. it was all hestia could think about now as she sat on the astronomy tower, drink in hand. she hadn’t expected anyone else to be joining her, yet she didn’t seem all that surprised either. ❛ care to join me ?  it’s pretty dull drinking by myself. ❜

CARADOC.

            His  lips  curved  in  asymmetry     ;      a  smirk  forming  as  realized  that  she’d  been  talking  to  him    .    There  was  no  way  she  knew     .     After  all      ,    the  last  time  she’d  asked  that     .  .  .  

            The  sad  fact  of  the  matter  was  that  Hestia  Jones  looked  better  without  her  clothes  on     .     Maybe  he  should  have  told  her  that     (     friendly  reminder  and  all     )      .    ❛      Look   at  you      ,      tryin’  to  fit  in  with  all  those  moody  alcoholics     .     Now  ya  just  need  a  drunken  hook-up  to  really  settle  in    .       ❜     Tilting  his  head  to  the  side     ,     he  adopted  a  false  look  of  confusion     .     ❛      Wait  a  minute     .      ❜          

[caruhdick]

ALENA.

                         ❛ can you believe the professors right now ? it feels as if we’ve barely walked through the door, and i’m being swamped with homework ! i understand N.E.W.T.s are important, but can’t we at least breathe first ? haven’t we been burdened by enough bad news as it is ? ❜

CARADOC.

              ❛      Then  they’d  have  to  admit  something  was  wrong  first     .      We  poor  bastards’ll  drown  in  fuckin’  essays  before  that  happens     .      Bet      .     ❜

[caruhdick]

MARY.

pretending that everything was okay was mary’s specialty. even, perhaps especially, when everything was very far from okay. the safety of the world she had grown to call home was crumbling around her, she had never been lying to her parents more, she in love with a boy who not only didn’t like her back but was apparently a werewolf now, everyone was frightened and miserable, and on top of all that, january was her least favourite month. nothing happened in january. it was freezing, and boring, and sad. especially when one had just come from two weeks in italy. the only solution mary could think of ? face masks. which was why she was now sitting cross-legged on the floor of the prefect bathroom with a mirror, diligently applying a sludgy sort of mixture to her cheeks. technically she wasn’t supposed to be here, but it had been all too easy to worm the password out of a passably cute hufflepuff prefect. “ — if you’re staying, you’re joining me, ” she informed the person who’d just opened the door behind her, her voice light and cheery. as if nothing were wrong. as if everything were okay. “ — it’s exfoliating. ” 

CARADOC.

                  A  slew  of  quick  actions  not  independent  from  any  other  damn  day  occurred       .      He  cursed     ,      furrowed  his  brow  so  dramatically  that  he  temporarily  aged  twenty  years     ,      and   ran  a  hand  through  his  already  messy  hair     .       ❛      The  fuck     .  .  .     ?       ❜        Was  that  what  women  did  in  their  spare  time     ?      No  duration  was  offered     ,      the  confidence  in  his  voice  awe-inspiring  as  he  shook  his  head    ,     dark  shoes  dragging  him  toward  the  stalls     .       ❛      Nah  princess     ,     I  gotta  shit     .     But  stick  ‘round  for  the  show     .     I  hear  it’ll  be  explosive     .      ❜

[mattdaddario-online]

[hestiajcnes-deactivated20190212]

$ % ⁇ ( doc )

$ FOR AN ACCIDENTAL TEXT.

[ 9: 43 am ]: hey did you happen to grab my books i left them in h=the classroom.

[ 9: 46 am ]: oops meant to send that to someone else lol

 % FOR A CURIOUS TEXT.

[ 11: 57 pm ]: i just wanna know… what this dude has been  getting at.

[ 11: 58 pm ]: is he teaching ?? it doesn’t sound like it to me.

 ⁇ FOR A DRUNK TEXT.

[ 10: 17 pm ]: you knoww… not gonna lie you  ‘re cute nd all nd i’d totallyyy tap that.

[ 10: 18 pm]: i ,m just sayin.

[caruhdick]

i you had to pick a dude from each house?

               ❛    That  Rufus  dude,  definitely.  Arran  Goldstein        fucker  kinda  looks  like  me.  I’d  obviously  screw  Sturgis.  I’m  a  great  friend,  man.  And  shit,  I’m  a  teenage  boy,  so  I’ve  definitely  fucked  myself  on  occasion.  Masturbation  nation,  am  I  right     ?     ❜

[caruhdick]

please never say vaginal hubris ever again

               ❛    moist  vaginal  hubris  .  .  .  fuckface.     ❜

[caruhdick]

who's your latest fling?

            ❛    Baddest  bitch  with  vaginal  hubris.  Ariel  Mackay.     ❜

[caruhdick]

what is your deepest desire?

             ❛    Got  three.  Music,  power,  puss.      ❜ 

[caruhdick]

Incorrect Novum Quotes

Caradoc: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

[caruhdick]

Incorrect Novum Quotes

Greta: Hope you get run over.

Caradoc: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

[caruhdick]

Incorrect Novum Quotes

Hestia crying over the death of her brother: What could be more painful than this??

Caradoc under his breath: Earphones with only one side working.