archived.

archive.

[carvesin]

why do i keep getting new followers here, like ... y’all. i’ve made it blatantly clear that this is an archive. what are you doing. ARE YOU LOST.

[cullseed]

🔥 talk about john ;)

flames. flames! on the side of my face. accepting!  /  @peacecounty​.

ahahaha where do i start. ok. christ. here:

let’s go with the blatant sexual woobification of a deranged torture / murderer.

sure, john’s boner for the deputy is fucking hilarious at arm’s length. he’s built up as this extremely cunning, intelligent villain and he’s just … constantly disarmed, thrown off by the deputy. it puts him down to size. who the fuck leaves the center of your leader’s prophecies chilling in a wheelie chair? it’s funny! it really is.

some of it also kind of alludes to how unhinged he really is, which is … where it gets uncomfortable, cos the community, nine times out of ten, stops right there.

murder, torture, thievery, ruining and ripping apart entire familes – oh hehe skinny blue-eyed white boy has a crush on the player character! soft murder boy uwu. i’m saying this as a white girl. get your fucking shit together, kids.

anyway. it’s the same shit that happened with hancock over on fo4. 

he’s reduced to nothing but the resident dick to sit on. 

not only does john not fucking deserve to get dicked down, vice versa, THERE’S ALSO NO POINT TO IT CONSIDERING HOW DEEPLY JOSEPH’S RULES ARE INGRAINED INTO HIM. 

ok. fine. does john, even considering how hardcore joseph’s instilled his teachings with him, still have trouble with lust? yeah. fuck yes he does. he has trouble saying no in general. to everything. negating his generally disgusting psyche, that cancels out the possibility of any healthy sexual content for any party involved. john is a recovered alcoholic, drug addict, and sex addict. fucking yikes. if you’re going to write him fucking everything in sight you better be prepared to write in all of the issues and repercussions that go with it.

[seraphmade]

     Hey guys, it’s Amour / Danny, your local gay trans here at you while I’m in… quite a tight spot. I really hate to do this, but my family is doing pretty poorly after our recent move back to Texas, and my mom’s last check is in the mail and won’t come in for another few days and is going straight to paying for bills as well as the deposit from our last home, which is half of what we were expecting. unfortunately, it’s being mailed to my mom’s ex - fiance, who is threatening to keep it, despite us needing that money. In the meantime, my mother’s collected a lot of my games, my Wii, ect. in order to pawn off just so we can get some food for us, our dogs, and our cats.

     Until my mother can find a job and I can start school ( and hopefully, in the meantime, find a job ), things are pretty tight, considering we’re sharing a lease with 4 strangers. So, I’m linking my PAYPAL and COMISSIONS , so if any of you can help, whether it’s a donation or a look at my comissions - darlings, I’d really, really appreciate it. I’ll probably be making something for anyone who helps out anyways, and if you could even just reblog this, I’d be in your debt. Thanks, loves - and remember, you’re gorgeous. <3

[gabrielbelmont-archive-deactiva]

[bellblake]

Tell me the truth.

[carvesin]

i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat

       that is … weirdly specific.

[carvesin]

i bought a zucchini

       i’m glad you’ve decided to start eating healthy.

[prophesyr]

@carvesin live it down now.

[carvesin]

DELETE

[hopecountypositivity]

can we talk about @carvesin? they’re absolutely one of the best writers I’ve ever seen and written with and I LOVE their john. and one of the most kind and warm people I’ve ever met. we’re lucky to have her in the fandom

[carvesin]

❤️

[straiightfromtheheart-archive]

warblossomed:

I think everyone should make a post with just a ❤ and let mutuals comment on the post with nice things :’)

[samuelroukin]

[carvesin]

jacob @ john in the opening sequence: stop taking selfies your brother is going to jail

[carvesin]

@ofangelfield FIVE YEARS LATER AND WE’RE REUNITED IN A FAR CRY GROUP CHAT

[carvesin]

john seed getting bullied within an inch of his life has made my entire life

[wrathiest-blog]

a few quickshot examples of aave: anything ending in ‘cc’,       bae,       fam,       tea  /  spill the tea no shade / shade / savage,       fire/lit (i.e. that’s fire / that’s lit ) wig snatched / wig,       yeet,       “who’s mans is this?” killin’ it,       fuckboy ( originally came from fucknigga ),       “what’s poppin’?” catch these hands,       catch me outside,       BOI,       bruh my mans,       trap queen  (  originated from female drug dealers if im correct  ) thot  ( also a sex worker slur ),         werk,       hunty,       ratchet,         highkey  /  lowkey squad  /  #squadgoals,          twerk  /  whip  /  nae nae,          yas  /  yas queen

[carvesin]

cfheroism‌.

@carvesin | sc.

     He gets bureaucracy. He absolutely despises it, but he gets it — and with it the silver tongued bullshit that comes with it. While it’s fun to engage in it sometimes, it tires him out quickly; but this isn’t his home where he gets to demand and pull his own head through. (A shame, really, and he’ll absolutely work on it, because his patience only runs so far.)

     Talking to John is like that. Intriguing, in a way, but also utterly tiring and wearing out his patience for bullshit. There’s only so much ego that can fit into a single room, and with the both of them, it’s stuffed.

           "Yeah, I’m gonna stop you right there — can you do me a favor, pumpkin, and shut your pretty mouth for like, two seconds? Before the last string in my head starts aching out of sympathy with the ones you already murdered?“

          maybe he has a thing for tirades. passionate, vibrant, religious monologues that drag towards too long, too intense. it comes with the territory, comes with the role. it’s the only marginally healthy release of pent-up everything he can free himself with. john stops short like a car at the edge of a cliff; all of the surprise, all of the anger. he has to bite down on his tongue-- literal, the faintest taste of copper blooming against his tongue-- to bite down on his anger. ( do you want to join them? ) john inhales, exhales, tampers down his rage, and gestures openly towards jack. that friendly smile of his doesn’t quite reach his eyes.

          ‘ by all means --- if you have something better to say. ’