dyin mad about it

script   •   they/them   •   25  y/o

[skele-user]

I'm gonna take your nightmare and BONK

he likes men now.

that's the gay agenda 👀

[vxxt]

[versatilememes]

your work/customer service voice is just vocal bottoming‬

[switchmemes]

how to delete other people’s posts

[versatilememes]

those who fear the truth are to be destroyed by it

[thatsbelievable]

[normalshrimp]

i lived, bitch

[they-call-me-marlon]

i laughed, bitch

[mgs3pe]

i loved, bïtch

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

I ain’t never gunna stop loving you, bitch.

[tiffanyvalntine]

I won’t hesitate, bitch

[mitski-miyawakis]

it’s Britney, bitch

[5tn]

[snowflakeeel]

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

citing a goddamn source??“

[theequeerstrian]

No

It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Smug irrationality

[be-artistic-deactivated20230306]

[yikes-im-gay]

cute messages while I’m asleep are literally the key to my heart

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

A Motherfucker Could Use A Kiss On The Lips

[logarto]

i understand that having a pet is really good for mental health (TRUST me i know) but otoh… if u cant consistently take care of ur pet u shouldnt own it. if u cant regularly change ur cats litter or walk ur dog daily or clean ur fish tank or WHATEVER then its cruel to keep ur animal in those conditions… ur their entire world u gotta treat them right. and if u cant do that then you need to reasses if youre really ready to look after another living being like that

[abstract-dimension]

[ragequitsa]

hey i love you more than a lot of things probably anything and everything but who's counting right

hey amour,,,, did u know that i love you more with my whole entire heart and that i smiled abt this ask like an idiot the whole time i was cleaning and that i also wondered what i’d done to deserve a friend as lovely and sweet as you ? bc i did !  :/

[lovenotesuggestions]

Your smile makes me feel warm in ways I didn’t know existed.

[alexangery]

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

[dement009]

Works for comics and art as well.

[whatthevoid]

…this has the opposite effect.

[honestsister]

instead try; I love you *generic keysmash* h OW DA RE *lavish praise* *inside fandom joke* *quote fave part* *more generic keysmashing*

[alexangery]

you. i like you

[ixhadbadxdays]

Also, the favorites: 1) DID I SAY YOU COULD HURT ME LIKE THIS?!?;?!; 2) DONT HURT MY BABY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS 3) why must you hurt me this way 4) WHY IS THIS A CLIFFHANGER?! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT I NEED TO KNOW 5) This made me cry/squeal/giggle/wake the dead with my laughter 6) I almost woke my family laughing at ___ part 7) I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS AU UNTIL YOU POSTED THIS 8) this is so cute I’m dying 9) and (writer’s name) strikes again! 10) I had to reread this bc it’s so good and I love it 11) I wish I could like/heart/kudos this more than once Like, seriously guys, freak out with us and you’ll have us wrapped around your little fingers.

[coffin-bird]

This is so true! A lot of the time, I get stuck in a writer’s hole. But whenever I get a comment like the above ones, it makes me want to write more!

[awkwardyunyoo22]

GUYS! THIS IS CHEATCODE FOR MORE!!! SIGNAL BOOST 😱✨😂

[tgwltw]

Very important!

[wilddaisies256]

@rizahawkaye refer to entire list plz except the top

[hawkeyebabe]

This is so true. I feel like I put hours and hours into some of my works, rereading and revising and making sure it’s just how I want it, and I post it excited for it’s receiving….! And then no one comments. And it’s incredibly disencouraging. I write because I love to, but I also write because maybe someone out there loves it when I do too. And frankly, people telling me that I did a good job is the best feeling in the world.

[geofenderwrites]

May I add “*cries in lesbian language*”? Because… yeah.

[re-bon-bon-san]

YES OK YESS… WHY IS AO3 SO NOT NICE TO US????

[seraphmade]

this is by FAR one of my favorite comments that was both an ominous threat and such a huge encouragement for me

[seraphmade]

okay but can i just say.... pitties... pittie bitties... pit pups... pit pips... whatever you call them... there’s nothing like the way these babies melt against you... big muscley baby lean right into you and melt... head on your chest... feetsies on your lap... big melty pitty babies....