Travis: Hey Samina, check out this GIF, you should add it to APOLLOs databank.
Samina: No. Also, it’s pronounced “jif”.
Samina: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so.
Travis: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format.
Samina: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”.
Travis: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different!
Samina: It’s exactly the same!
Travis: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”.
Travis: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco.
Samina: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)!
Travis: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”!
Travis: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym?
Samina: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.
Travis: Huh. Didn’t know that.
Travis : You’re still wrong, though.
Samina: You just hate me because I’m right.
Travis: I just hate you in general.
Samina: You mean in “geh-neral”?
Travis: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!