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Sylens: Aloy, it appears I need your help

Sylens: And by help I mean, I need you to do everything.

Alva : OK team building exercise, what's one thing you find hard to say?

Beta : ..I was wrong

Aloy : ...I need help

Erand : Worcestershire sauce!

Varl + Kotallo : He's not wrong

Alva: Have you tried killing them with kindness?

Kotallo: Arsenic is faster.

Aloy: *explains Eclipse*

Avad: This is not your average, everyday shadow.

Aloy:

Avad: This is...ADVANCED shadow.

Ersa: Those are poisonous, so nobody eat them

Erend: Yeah, duh

Ersa:

Ersa: Go throw up

Erend: I didn't eat any!

Ersa: Go Throw Up!

*reading over Travis' criminal record*

Elisabet: It says here, you were arrested for assaulting a police officer-

Travis: accidentally, I fell on him.

Elisabet: While evading arrest for underage drinking.

Travis: That was on purpose.

Samina: You disgust me.

Travis: *eating a KitKat sideways* I realize this and I don't care.

Aloy: Is he always like this when he loses?

Vala: Yeah, you should have been here for the great jenga tantrum two years ago...

Bast: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

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