Discover Top Posts Tagged with #incorrect hfw

Sylens: Aloy, it appears I need your help

Sylens: And by help I mean, I need you to do everything.

Kotallo: I prevented a murder today.

Erend: Really? How’d you do that?

Kotallo: self control.

I’m sorry

Alva : OK team building exercise, what's one thing you find hard to say?

Beta : ..I was wrong

Aloy : ...I need help

Erand : Worcestershire sauce!

Varl + Kotallo : He's not wrong

My reaction when Tekotteh spewed this garbage to Kotallo.

Call me a savage all you want but YOU LEAVE HIM OUTTA THIS

Aloy: You’re my best friends, I would do anything for you.

The gang: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Aloy: Absolutely not.

Alva: Have you tried killing them with kindness?

Kotallo: Arsenic is faster.

Zo: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.

Erend: I photosynthesize with this.

#incorrect hfw