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Oil in canvas

[dankmemeuniversity]

[flaacoo]

send transferencias bancarias.

[kaasbolletje]

[zechv]

*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.

[humorblr]

[mothma]

mooooo !!! 🐄

[throwbackblr]

Hocus Pocus (1993) 

[pel0tudaa]

[tus-pechos-me-perturban-deactiv]

Aios

[toxicalert]

ojalá

te

devuelvan

todas

las

cosas

buenas

que

le

diste

a

las

personas

que

no

supieron

valorarte

[nevver]

Ghost Story, Angela Deane (because)

[otrical]

[nsimin]

wtf people…

[justanotherdrumcorpsgurl]

This makes me smile

[simonbitdiddle]

There are stories here I wanna know about.

[diceprophet]

Wherever Chaotic Neutrals have gone, you will see the signs.

[sentrysvoid]

The Weirdo on Maple Street // Suzie, Do You Copy?

[renthony]

One of the things I love about my wife is that she occasionally forgets that she literally grew up on the banks of the Mississippi River, and not all rivers have the same level of sheer catfish power.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I’m still having trouble processing the idea that any given body of water might *not* be home to so many catfish

[renthony]

If it makes you feel better I forget that not everyone grows up expecting there to be an alligator in literally every body of water. Including swimming pools.

[insanefastone]

ok but what’s yalls collective stance on crayfish/crawfish/crawdads cuz im from new york and it amazes me that you cant always go to the local Brook or Stream and just scoop one up with your hands

[renthony]

Oh we’ve definitely got those funky little dudes all over. I used to scoop them out of our pond and sell ‘em to my uncle for ten cents each.

[systlin]

Wait what do you mean

ALL rivers have 100 pound catfish in them, right? 

[gallusrostromegalus]

Meanwhile, having grown up on the Pacific, staring at a backyard pond that is at most 2 feet deep:  Hypothetically, This Could Contain A Whale.

[ampervadasz]

[420broscope-deactivated20200728]

Hahaha jesus fuck

[averagefairy]

i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that

[qushqween]

also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything???? Nothing???? Who knows????? Never had a rational thought in my life

[sappho-and-the-lesbos]