Still Not Getting Any

Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys

[432hzvibes]

watch the demons burn

my fingers trace over your bruises; each telling a different story, labyrinth of abuse on checkerboard floors and tears of stars when i look deep into the galaxies that reside within your eyes i find darkness disguised as love your heart longs for a tight hug like when i held you close heart-to-heart and your tears flowed and i gently wiped them imagining i’m wiping away the pain you tried to explain but i put my index on your mouth…shh.  there is nothing that needs to be said i can hear the ghosts that haunt you… you do things that make no sense & i used to get mad at you but now that i understand you no matter what screws the demons let loose i will always stand side by side by you i’ll never let the darkness deceive me into another fight with you.   it’s us against the world, baby.

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[impendingaflliction]

A Girl

I know a girl who can’t sleep at night A girl that had passion and a heart and soul I know a girl that wrestles unbelievable pain And still thinks I’m the one who needs saved I know a girl who hides her suffering To make sure his kids don’t go hungry I’ve seen the pain in her eyes I’ve watched as another part of her dies Begged and pleaded day by day To say the words to ease the pain I know a girl with a tattered soul I share her pain and watch radiant life Get drained from her every fucking night I’ve seen the scars I’ve seen the bruises Heard lie after lie and ridiculous excuses I know a girl locked in a cell A girl locked in her personal Hell The scars on her arms count the days She’s endured her endless pain And when she looks in the mirror at night She sees a child filled with fright Innocence gone A ghost remains I know a girl I share her pain

[dennys]

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

this is the only pure post

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[gaytotodile]

This is an actual tweet by dennys

[babyanimalgifs]

This pit bull gave birth and put all her pups in her owners lap…how precious

[holmesishome]

there are times that walk from you like some passing afternoon

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

the 👏 best 👏 time 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 striped 👏 sweater 👏 is 👏 all 👏 the 👏 time

[oshawottprincess-deactivated201]

[trentacool-deactivated20141231]

what did this bird do

[grandtheftputo]

I wish i had context on this 

[nevynerviine-deactivated2015041]

here u go

[rorytelling]

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

[depressionlemon-deactivated2016]

I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

[justnexttotheblues]

I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.

I’m so pleased.

[casanddeandreamteam]

You don't understand.

The world is changing. Everyone is a dick.

[jaredandjensen]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

[impendingaflliction]

Wanting to read a book but not wanting to have the lights on.

[impendingaflliction]

People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn’t.

-Brom (via impendingaflliction)

[sixpenceee]

Of all the legends and traditions that surround Tennessee Tech, the most inconsistent is that of Dammit the dog. One version has Gov. Gordon Browning naming the dog during a campus visit in the'50s. When the dog blocked his path, he supposedly yelled, “Dammit, get out of here.” To excuse the profanity, he added, “That’s the dog’s name, isn’t it?” Other versions cast President Derryberry in that role. It wasn’t Dammit’s life that made him a legend, nor his death. It wasn’t even his funeral in 1954, although that was spectacular for a dog: There was a casket and student procession. No, it’s the grave itself that gives this legend legs: Dammit is buried in front of a fire hydrant on the quad, directly in front of Derryberry Hall. (Source)

[algeawafers]

My school!!!! President Derryberry was actually giving a speech in front of Derryberry Hall and the dog got in his way or something and yelled “dammit” in front of basically the whole student body

[paprika]

“talk dirty to me”