SASUKE RETSUDEN SPOILERS: AKA please engrave this on my tombstone because I am DECEASED.
Sasuke actually getting offended that people think Sakura is single.
Sasuke making a ring out of his chakra with a ruby to make sure that nobody makes that mistake.
Sasuke casually dropping the she's my wife bomb.
Several times.
In case you don't know, Sakura is his wife.
He will remind you of that until the rest of eternity and perhaps even after that.
Sasuke nearly begging Sakura to leave because it's dangerous but apologises when he realises that he insulted her abilities as a ninja.
He adores her eyes when she's concentrating on healing people.
Yess you heard right Sasuke Uchiha adores his wife's eyes.
Sasuke being goddamn proud of the fact that Sakura's fingers even though rough with calluses have saved so so many lives.
He's proud of his wife okay?
His wife.
Sasuke waiting for cherry blossoms to bloom because it reminds him of Sakura (Asdfghjkl!!)
He literally spends hours waiting for flowers to bloom because of Sakura's hair colour (oh my god).
Cool calm collected Sasuke who is said not to love his wife (because of course anti's) having a near panic attack when he thinks she's in danger.
Oh yes Sasuke doesn't care.
Not at all.
Yet literally digs through rubble to find her.
Eff the mission, his wife is hurt.
He performs healing jutsu on her.
Carries her.
Wipes away her tears.
As long as Sakura is by his side, it's enough.
Sakura is his wife and that's the never changing truth.
Performance Sasuke and his wife.












