basket case

we're all small and stupid (they don't know you're awesomecool)

[caseofbask3ts]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[ravenfleesfire]

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

[maxxie-or-smth]

my future is tomorrow i'm scared

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[pmamtraveller]

Hilma Af Klint, The Swan, 1915

[lamignonette]

[wovi]

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danusha laméris / angie sijun lou

[dogpuppy]

[8syntheticanimal8]

[pouringforever]

a ripe nectarine by Loch Eck on the most beautiful day

[jetix]

2025-06-13

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[rabbithearteddd]

“September” by Jennifer Michael Hecht

[bobbole]

Yevgeny Charushin, Snow Leopard

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot