@itscaseybitch;

WATCH PRISON BREAK!

You are so scary and forceful-- Jesus... but fine. After I finish season 3 of Pretty Little Liars I will watch Prison Break... if you promise me there are hot guys to oogle at.

#c: avery

I don't have any shame left.

You deserve to.

At least watch a good show, like… Doctor Who or something.

#c: iris #pretend he's not so sad and sassy lookingg

Rude... and I've already seen Doctor Who-- a million times...

I don't have any shame left.

…No.

....and now I feel awkward.

#c: iris

I don't have any shame left.

There are plenty shows with good plots. Like…Prison Break! I watch that show on Netflix practically every night.

Ahh, don't give me anything else to watch! I'll be holed up in my room all summer. I've already got like... twenty shows to watch.

#c: avery

I don't have any shame left.

Of all shows… Pretty Little Liars? Really?

#sameee #shes absolutely perf omg #c: iris

...What's wrong with that? Haven't you ever just had the urge to watch four teenage girls run around in stilettos trying to solve multiple murders all while being threatened by the killer them-self?

I don't have any shame left.

I just… Pretty Little Liars, eh?

It has a great plot, okay?!

#c: avery

I don't have any shame left.

#jfkdlsfa #she's gorg too omg #c: iris

.....Stop that.

I don't have any shame left.

#they so are lol #c: avery

Shush you.

I don't have any shame left.

I am so judging you right now.

#isn't he perf jfkdlas #c: iris

I'm trying to tell myself I would have stopped after the first episode if it wasn't for how many times the guys of that show go shirtless but...

I don't have any shame left.

I've just spent the past three days watching two and a half seasons of Pretty Little Liars. I am honestly so ashamed.

#lionstarter #here have a casey too

Why don't we have feet for hands?

montgomery-eric

Magical… Have you been eating my brownies again?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm....... no? Yeah, no.

Hey Eric-- guess what?

#c: eric

I want..

lila-frank

Oh really? I’ve never been a hag before. Sweet.

I’m sure he will too, considering he doesn’t like her either.

You’d look good with some Dolly Parton’s hanging off your chest. People would stop and stare for miles. Figures. You look like a slut, with your slutty hair. Your slutty glasses. Your slutty stylish sweater vests. Well, yeah. I wouldn’t be a hag anymore. I would just be a bitch. Do you know what it’s like upgrading from a bitch to a hag and then downgrading again? Yeah, me neither.

You get a cool pin and everything. I can't wait to hear his thoughts.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks so. Hey now-- sweater vests are very slutty. They're all the rage these days. Gets the guys going, ya'know.. really revs there's engines... okay, I'm done. But yes, you wouldn't be a hag anymore and you'd have to go back to being a bitch and we just can't have that. That would be just rude.

#c: lila

Why don't we have feet for hands?

jossilyn-hendricks

So you’re saying that having opposable thumbs would make them considerably psychotic and power-hungry with a god complex? You can’t believe everything you hear, Nolan.

Ummm... yes.. wait, what? Psychotic dolphins would make the greatest scary movie man-- it would be so awesome..

#c: jossilyn

leo--wollstonecraft-deactivated

[Private] Can I get a HA-AYY?

Guess you’re right. We’re fucking screwed aren’t we? -Lets out a snort of disbelief- Didn’t think I’d fucking end up this way, love screws up everything, don’t it? Yeah…she was. Look its not your fault so why are you saying fucking sorry?

I don’t know about that, Nugget, keeping secrets blow up in your face. Might as well come clean to your hags before they decide to off you. Imagine if water was alcohol, this whole fucking world would be ablaze.

Definitely screwed, man... love is the worst. But also kinda not.. ya'know? And I really don't know why I keep saying that... I just.. I don't know. I keep forgetting people who've lost someone hate hearing that. I promise I'll stop.

I was only joking about that part. I've got enough secrets as it is... Dude, if water was alcohol we'd all die of alcohol poisoning.

#c: leo

I want..

lila-frank

Someone else to join the run Meredeath out of Windsor crew? You might just be my new best friend.

Oh definitely. I’ll ask Dae about it.

Oh I get it. You’re jealous cause you don’t have a nice rack for boys to stare at. I’ll help ya out when I get back to Windsor. Hey, being a virgin’s not gross. It means you’re not a whore. Well according to Windsor standards. AHAHAHA I’d come back and you’d be on the floor. I can see the headlines now, “Boy kills self trying to lick own nipples.”

#the headline made mesnort #really loudly #omg #c: lila

I could add you to the ever growing list of hags if you like. You do that. I'm sure he'll be tickled pink to help you out.

Definitely. I've always wanted a nice set of boobs... I was joking about the virgin thing, m'dear. Though, I like being a total slut so... but yes, wouldn't you feel bad if that happened? I bet you would, knowing I died trying to complete scientific research for my bff, Nips.

I want..

lila-frank

Fine, Peen Queen.

Well, I can get one Radley out for sure, but good plan. I’ll bring back the kind with atomic farts. Maybe you can blow Meredeath out of Windsor while you’re at it.

One, no I fucking don’t, and you’re gonna have an arrow shoved up your ass when I get back, if you keep saying that. Two, the sex toy shop in town? I’m sure they have lots of kinky toys and boys to play with there. Three, really? Well, reach Little Gay Boy! Make SClub7 proud and “Reach”!

#agreed #they're just perf ok #just #perf #c: lila

Meredeath-- I like. Try and get the good ones and we can give it a go.

One, yes you do. Embrace it. Two, I have honestly never been there.. and now you're making me feel all virginal. Gross. Three, if I reached any harder I'd probably see stars, thanks but no thanks.

annethehepburn-deactivated20200

I want..

I’m not. I, yeah. This is awkward for me now.

Maybe we should just try to find a way to never have to sleep again.