Deranged.

"I've warned you time and time again, that they don't call me derange for the clothes I wear and the scars shrouding every inch of skin. All is fair in love and war, you said, but don't go fucking complaining by the time I reach you and make you lose your...

[loganriemers]

“Yeah, but for now maybe I’ll just print out lyrics and frame them for you. Keep it around just in case there’s another mini tantrum.”

[caseymaverick]

Casey played along, despite the overwhelming urge to dismiss her with a snobbish flick of his wrist. “I didn’t mean to offend you, if for some reason I did.”

[ftwaugustus]

You’re the only one who has called me annoying as far as I know, so maybe it’s just a you thing.

[caseymaverick]

Maybe. Now go on, keep on with your life.

[ftwaugustus]

I’m not instigating shit, chill out.

[caseymaverick]

Oh, so you’re just annoying.

[ftwaugustus]

You could’ve walked away anytime you wanted.

[caseymaverick]

That, I reckon. But I don’t get why you’re instigating shit at all.

[loganriemers]

“Should I sing Justin Timberlake’s Cry Me A River now or later?”

[caseymaverick]

I wouldn’t mind hearing a pretty thing like you sing.

[suprobin]

Oh great, A meminist.

[caseymaverick]

Nah, I wouldn’t consider myself a meminist. Just got in some shit with some chick, that’s all.

[violetcapone]

I’m not really sure why you are saying this but I’m pretty positive you shouldn’t love that you are being called sexist. I mean, honestly, you were probably being offensive. 

[caseymaverick]

It’s called sarcasm, sweetheart. Besides, as far as I know I was not being offensive. I’m all for your petty rights, but I’m also not okay with it when they abuse the double standards.

[ftwaugustus]

Maybe I am hostile, you never know.

[caseymaverick]

Maybe. What even was the point of this? You just wasted 20 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. Thanks.

[msmorganlawrence-blog]

You know not all girls are the same. I haven’t bashed your gdner. Damn.

[caseymaverick]

Never said it was you. By the way, you’ve got lovely eyes.

[omfcolton-blog]

Being called sexist couldn’t be an insult, it should be an alarm that maybe you’re not saying or doing the right thing. If a woman told me something I was doing was sexist, I would listen considering history has put them down time and time again, thus giving them a great chance at being valid.

[caseymaverick]

Look, I’m not saying don’t go for the jobs you want and all this full of shit. But don’t punch me in the face, and expect me to hold back and then call the police saying a man is hitting a woman in self defense. Don’t cry out equality when it’s only manipulate the situations. If you wanna be my equal, and you’re gonna be trying to beat me up -- expect me to fucking beat you to the ground. It’s all, and yes it did happen.

[butsoyoung-blog]

Not everyone bash your gender and we don’t try to put ourselves above man, I think you take things the different way? I mean, at least what I try to do is to show people that men are equal to woman and that’s all but if the girls that tell you that try to show that we’re above men, then they’re stupid because everyone is equal whether they’re a female or a male.

[caseymaverick]

I see, well. I only take things the way they come off. I’m not trying to get on your nerves or anything, I reckon the sexist war is happening and it’s not that I don’t think of women as my equal, it’s just that we aren’t equal. I can’t have a fucking baby for example, and as far as I know a woman can’t produce semen.

[rptfiles]

I’m pretty sure you’re just blabbering about things that don’t even happen. How many times have you, or someone you’ve known, wound up in jail for getting a fight in a woman? That’s the point of feminism? To shout it out when we want to be equal, because it’s the right thing to do. Oh, yeah? And what can a man do that I can’t do? Any woman can do what a man can. Any man can do what a woman can do. Gender roles were created which made people think that men can’t do “feminine” things, and vice versa.

[caseymaverick]

Looks like you’ve never been on a New York subway, I guess. Besides, why does my opinion even matter? It’s what I think. I don’t think it’s wrong women want to be seen as equal, I’m cool with that but don’t just use your feminist cry when it’s beneficial.

[rptfiles]

I don’t think most girls put themselves above men, though. I think they just want to be equal, and there isn’t full equality. If someone is calling you sexist, maybe you should listen to them and understand why you were being sexist. Because you can be sexist without knowing it, but you can become educated and then learn not to do that kind of behavior again.

[caseymaverick]

Listen, it’s not that I don’t agree or respect your opinions. I just find it funny how when it comes to certain jobs you shout feminism and equality but when you go picking a fight with a dude and he ends up beating your ass up we’re the ones to go to jail. Now, I’m not saying a man should go fighting a woman by any means; but it seems like  “some” females only shout feminism when you want to be treated equal. By all means, get a job and all that shit. But let’s be honest there are things men can do that women just can’t, like there are things that women can do that men can’t.

[ofaiden]

Well they’re fucking assholes.

[caseymaverick]

Ahh, yes. That much is true, but it’s also fun to watch people struggle with their shit covered shoes.

[ftwaugustus]

Ever heard of first impressions? Never said you couldn’t judge me. No one’s stopping you.

[caseymaverick]

Maybe that was my first impression of you. My first impression was that you were being hostile, so. 

[caseymaverick]

Love it when girls call me sexist when all they do is bash my gender. Don’t be calling out men when you put yourself above us, that doesn’t make you any better.

[ofaiden]

Definitely stepped in some dog shit today on my morning jog. Why the fuck do people not clean up after their pets? Jesus christ.

[caseymaverick]

So people like you step on their shit.