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DEAR READER
tannertan36
Stranger Things
AnasAbdin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
Today's Document
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roma★
blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.
if i look back, i am lost
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Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
RMH
ellievsbear
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@violetcapone
I’m so tired. I feel like I could sleep for the rest of the week if my job would allow it.
I’m right with you on that. I’m pretty sure I haven’t had a good nights sleep in weeks. I’m starting to think that jobs should allow nap times.
Eh. Whatever. If I don’t remember, then I don’t see why they should hold me accountable. Double standards. It’s nice, deadlines kick my ass though. Nah, not really. According to my friends I wasn’t a very good person in high school so I think I’d rather live in the present than the past. True. If anything, I’ll just try and find a used oven or something online.
Wait, how is that a double standard? I think some people do or say awful things when they aren’t sober and I think they should be held accountable in most situations. That’s understandable, having only a week a analyze and write a review seems like a pretty short amount of time. You weren’t? Hmm, I’m not sure if I can imagine that. Although, I don’t really like thinking about high school either. Oh, that’s a good idea! I’m sure there are a bunch of used ovens that people want to get rid of.
Eh. If they do, that’s their problem, not mine. I can’t be held accountable for what comes out of my mouth. It is. Easy money, too. Sometimes? Like, a lot of them are sort of targeted towards teenagers but they’re still actually pretty good. Oh God. Let me add that to the list of things I need to buy but can’t afford.
Uh...I’m not sure if I’m going to agree with you on that, Ethan. I think people can be held accountable for things they say or do, even if they aren’t completely sober. Seems like a pretty sweet job to me. Do the books make you sentimental? I bet they take you back to when you were youthful and had no worries in the world, right? Okay, well maybe the sign is that you need to just use your microwave from now on.
I’ve learned not to give a shit about that anymore, really. I was drunk, they can’t hold it against me. It’s a book review. I have to do one like, every week. It kind of sucks but it pays pretty well, mostly because I’ve worked for the company or whatever since my freshman year of college. Nah. They’re better heated, but my oven is shitty and only really heats them up halfway. Maybe it’s a sign.
Just because they shouldn’t hold it against you doesn’t mean they won’t. Besides, I think there is a lot of honesty that comes out when people are drunk. It sounds kind of fun. Do you normally enjoy the book that you have to review? Hmm, yeah, I think it’s a sign that you need a new oven.
Yeah. I don’t know, it’s usually more fun than the killer hangover the next day. I don’t know puke when I have a hang over. Just headaches and the feeling that I’m gonna throw up. True. That’s a good idea. Half frozen chicken nuggets and booze sound like a good celebritory dinner.
I normally just worry about things I’ve said to people after drinking too much. I normally try to avoiding getting drunk though so luckily I don’t get too sick either. Anyways, what’s your article on? Maybe I can help somehow! Oh, you like your chicken nuggets frozen? You know, most people like to heat them in the over first but you do you, Ethan.
I mean, drinking is fun. It’s a fun time. The next day? Not so much. There are ways to lessen the hangover but I forgot to do them, and I have an article due soon. Deadlines suck ass.
Drinking sometimes isn’t worse the consequences, especially if the consequences involved having killer headaches or throwing up. Maybe you should just not drink until you get the article finished. Once you’re all done, you can celebrate!
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Colton: waaaay too much
Violet: Oh no! You are going to end up giving yourself caffeine headaches. I recommend drinking a bunch of water to calm yourself down.
Violet: But really, why did you get giftcards?
I’m finally back, so what did I end up miss?
If you missed anything, I probably missed it too because I don’t think anything interesting really happened. I’m just been busy working.
Here’s a tip: don’t ever try and write when you’re hungover and not inspired. It’ll turn out like you just Googled random words and put them into a sentence. I know this for a fact. Anyways, the weather is shitty.
I appreciate the tip, I’ll keep it in mind. Doing nearly anything while hungover is not a good idea. Being hungover just sucks, I try to avoid it as much as possible.
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Colton: Someone gave me a bunch of Starbucks gift cards....
Colton: my hands are shaking right now
Violet: wait, why??? I want free giftcards.
Violet: did you have too much caffeine?
“Depends on what kind of phone you have.”
“Iphone? If you don’t know how to do it, I could try and figure it out myself. I’m pretty embarrassed that I didn’t know how to in the first place.”
Once you figure it out, you’ll never stopped. I’m sure I’ve still got my mom’s number blocked because I forgot to unblock one of the thousand of times that I did. In fact, I know I do because my dad has called me telling me that she’s freaking out because she can’t get in touch with me. Hey, at least you are a light sleeper so if the person calling you is weird, you’ve got nothing to worry about in the case that they somehow break into your house. There’s a very slight chance that I’m ever awake at 3 AM, but you can always give a shot and if I am awake, I’ll answer.
You blocked your own mother? That seems pretty damn harsh, but, I don’t know, maybe I’d do the same thing. Are you planning on unblocking her, eventually? Logan, I think I would have a lot of things to worry about if someone was breaking in my house. Besides, what would I even do if someone broke into my house? Do I hit them with a baseball bat or something because I don’t even own one of those! If I’m ever awake that early, I’m probably very cranky and should avoid speaking to anyone.
I don’t have to be polite, and you don’t have to complain to me about stupid shit that I don’t care about.
You’re right, it’s my bad for...speaking. Don’t worry, I’ll never make the mistake of coming to you again, for anything.
“If it was someone you know, wouldn’t they have texted you instead of calling? I mean that sounds like the usual thing to do these days.“
“Yeah, you’re right, they probably would. Or they would at least have to sense to leave a message. Who knows though? Sometimes people just don’t think.”
Talk shit about America all you want, but after reuniting there for a few days I already miss it. America…one of the most fun countries. Ever.
I get the idea that you really enjoyed your trip. I’m glad you enjoyed it! So, tell me about it, what crazy fun did you get yourself into?
I could eat this whole pizza by myself..But I shouldn’t. Would you like to share it?
Nah, I couldn’t take your pizza away from you! You should enjoy it. Plus, I wouldn’t judge if you ate it all. I’ve done the same thing before.
