hey. hey. i have a joke for you
why did the skeleton cross the road?
...I'm going to regret this aren't I?
Sigh, why did the skeleton cross the road ytk?
IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD
Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!
I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now
It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!
no he’s pretty comfy here
For now
he also doesn’t like pizza
He is wrong
is he not allowed to dislike pizza
He is i suppose, but he is wrong
can you persuade him otherwise
One must not waste time attempting to persuade non-believers when there are so many minds out there to mold like fresh dough
does that mean you’re gonna leave him alone with his blankey
He is no use to me if he doesn't join me and my followers in the revolution
Cool! do you mind if I ask what exactly is this revolution is about
Pizza is the sacred food. The holy trinity of dairy, grain, and vegetation. It is the only food we can serve to our lord and savior The Big Tomato. Providing them with pizza will lead to salvation.
dry cereal is better though
There is no hope for you or your skeleton
