THE PIZZA GOD

DNI: pizza haters, nonbelievers

[centers-for-disease-control]

Can I, as a bat, eat a person?

Once again, I have no authority over bats

[caseys-official]

You can eat pizza, Casey's pizza that is

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

why did the skeleton cross the road?

[darkstarbucks]

...I'm going to regret this aren't I?

Sigh, why did the skeleton cross the road ytk?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

[caseys-official]

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

[caseys-official]

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

no he’s pretty comfy here

[caseys-official]

For now

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

he also doesn’t like pizza

[caseys-official]

He is wrong

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

is he not allowed to dislike pizza

[caseys-official]

He is i suppose, but he is wrong

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

can you persuade him otherwise

[caseys-official]

One must not waste time attempting to persuade non-believers when there are so many minds out there to mold like fresh dough

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

does that mean you’re gonna leave him alone with his blankey

[caseys-official]

He is no use to me if he doesn't join me and my followers in the revolution

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

Cool! do you mind if I ask what exactly is this revolution is about

[caseys-official]

Pizza is the sacred food. The holy trinity of dairy, grain, and vegetation. It is the only food we can serve to our lord and savior The Big Tomato. Providing them with pizza will lead to salvation.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

dry cereal is better though

[caseys-official]

There is no hope for you or your skeleton

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

why did the skeleton cross the road?

[darkstarbucks]

...I'm going to regret this aren't I?

Sigh, why did the skeleton cross the road ytk?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

[caseys-official]

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

[caseys-official]

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

no he’s pretty comfy here

[caseys-official]

For now

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

he also doesn’t like pizza

[caseys-official]

He is wrong

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

is he not allowed to dislike pizza

[caseys-official]

He is i suppose, but he is wrong

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

can you persuade him otherwise

[caseys-official]

One must not waste time attempting to persuade non-believers when there are so many minds out there to mold like fresh dough

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

does that mean you’re gonna leave him alone with his blankey

[caseys-official]

He is no use to me if he doesn't join me and my followers in the revolution

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

Cool! do you mind if I ask what exactly is this revolution is about

[caseys-official]

Pizza is the sacred food. The holy trinity of dairy, grain, and vegetation. It is the only food we can serve to our lord and savior The Big Tomato. Providing them with pizza will lead to salvation.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

why did the skeleton cross the road?

[darkstarbucks]

...I'm going to regret this aren't I?

Sigh, why did the skeleton cross the road ytk?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

[caseys-official]

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

[caseys-official]

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

no he’s pretty comfy here

[caseys-official]

For now

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

he also doesn’t like pizza

[caseys-official]

He is wrong

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

is he not allowed to dislike pizza

[caseys-official]

He is i suppose, but he is wrong

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

can you persuade him otherwise

[caseys-official]

One must not waste time attempting to persuade non-believers when there are so many minds out there to mold like fresh dough

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

does that mean you’re gonna leave him alone with his blankey

[caseys-official]

He is no use to me if he doesn't join me and my followers in the revolution

[totally-bing]

Will you join me in the pizza revolution?

- @caseys-official

what the hell kind of revolution can pizza even have

[caseys-official]

Me and my followers are building the world in the image of pizza. We are taking over, one Midwestern gas station at a time.

[totally-bing]

i mean i guess i do like pizza

[caseys-official]

So, are you joining us in the glorious revolution?

[totally-bing]

do i get paid

[caseys-official]

Yes, in pizza and salvation

[totally-bing]

okay and how about dollars and checks

[caseys-official]

Well if you become a worker at one of the gas stations, and spread the word of our community, then you will get payed with money

[totally-bing]

what are the benefits

[caseys-official]

Medical, dental, payed time off, ect, oh and your soul will be spared during the reconning

[totally-bing]

okay yeah sure i'll work at a gas station

[caseys-official]

Welcome to the revolution, follower! You shall not regret this decision!

[totally-bing]

Will you join me in the pizza revolution?

- @caseys-official

what the hell kind of revolution can pizza even have

[caseys-official]

Me and my followers are building the world in the image of pizza. We are taking over, one Midwestern gas station at a time.

[totally-bing]

i mean i guess i do like pizza

[caseys-official]

So, are you joining us in the glorious revolution?

[totally-bing]

do i get paid

[caseys-official]

Yes, in pizza and salvation

[totally-bing]

okay and how about dollars and checks

[caseys-official]

Well if you become a worker at one of the gas stations, and spread the word of our community, then you will get payed with money

[totally-bing]

what are the benefits

[caseys-official]

Medical, dental, payed time off, ect, oh and your soul will be spared during the reconning

[totally-bing]

Will you join me in the pizza revolution?

- @caseys-official

what the hell kind of revolution can pizza even have

[caseys-official]

Me and my followers are building the world in the image of pizza. We are taking over, one Midwestern gas station at a time.

[totally-bing]

i mean i guess i do like pizza

[caseys-official]

So, are you joining us in the glorious revolution?

[totally-bing]

do i get paid

[caseys-official]

Yes, in pizza and salvation

[totally-bing]

okay and how about dollars and checks

[caseys-official]

Well if you become a worker at one of the gas stations, and spread the word of our community, then you will get payed with money

[totally-bing]

Will you join me in the pizza revolution?

- @caseys-official

what the hell kind of revolution can pizza even have

[caseys-official]

Me and my followers are building the world in the image of pizza. We are taking over, one Midwestern gas station at a time.

[totally-bing]

i mean i guess i do like pizza

[caseys-official]

So, are you joining us in the glorious revolution?

[totally-bing]

do i get paid

[caseys-official]

Yes, in pizza and salvation

[totally-bing]

Will you join me in the pizza revolution?

- @caseys-official

what the hell kind of revolution can pizza even have

[caseys-official]

Me and my followers are building the world in the image of pizza. We are taking over, one Midwestern gas station at a time.

[totally-bing]

i mean i guess i do like pizza

[caseys-official]

So, are you joining us in the glorious revolution?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

why did the skeleton cross the road?

[darkstarbucks]

...I'm going to regret this aren't I?

Sigh, why did the skeleton cross the road ytk?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

[caseys-official]

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

[caseys-official]

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

no he’s pretty comfy here

[caseys-official]

For now

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

he also doesn’t like pizza

[caseys-official]

He is wrong

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

is he not allowed to dislike pizza

[caseys-official]

He is i suppose, but he is wrong

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

can you persuade him otherwise

[caseys-official]

One must not waste time attempting to persuade non-believers when there are so many minds out there to mold like fresh dough

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

why did the skeleton cross the road?

[darkstarbucks]

...I'm going to regret this aren't I?

Sigh, why did the skeleton cross the road ytk?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

[caseys-official]

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

[caseys-official]

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

no he’s pretty comfy here

[caseys-official]

For now

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

he also doesn’t like pizza

[caseys-official]

He is wrong

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

is he not allowed to dislike pizza

[caseys-official]

He is i suppose, but he is wrong

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

why did the skeleton cross the road?

[darkstarbucks]

...I'm going to regret this aren't I?

Sigh, why did the skeleton cross the road ytk?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

[caseys-official]

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

[caseys-official]

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

no he’s pretty comfy here

[caseys-official]

For now

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

he also doesn’t like pizza

[caseys-official]

He is wrong

[totally-bing]

Will you join me in the pizza revolution?

- @caseys-official

what the hell kind of revolution can pizza even have

[caseys-official]

Me and my followers are building the world in the image of pizza. We are taking over, one Midwestern gas station at a time.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

why did the skeleton cross the road?

[darkstarbucks]

...I'm going to regret this aren't I?

Sigh, why did the skeleton cross the road ytk?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

[caseys-official]

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

[caseys-official]

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

no he’s pretty comfy here

[caseys-official]

For now

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

why did the skeleton cross the road?

[darkstarbucks]

...I'm going to regret this aren't I?

Sigh, why did the skeleton cross the road ytk?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

[caseys-official]

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

[caseys-official]

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

why did the skeleton cross the road?

[darkstarbucks]

...I'm going to regret this aren't I?

Sigh, why did the skeleton cross the road ytk?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

[caseys-official]

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

[caseys-official]

It is time for the revolution