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[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

I’m Gay

[whippedcreamtitties23]

I’m A Lesbian

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[daovihi]

I’m bisexual

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[maniacalwalrus-deactivated20160]

i’m trans

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[ask-desperately-laurens]

Im Asexual.

[ask-henriette-lafayette]

[reallychico]

I’m not sure yet

[ask-henriette-lafayette]

it’s ok!

[wizardgender]

a wholesome post

[fumbledeegrumble]

oh, interesting note: op is throwing a pity party because someone added those nasty-wasty acey-waceys to their pure L! G! B! T! ONLY post, and they DIDN’T LIKE THAT. Keep reblogging this version to piss them off.

[queer-offical]

Let’s piss them off further: I’m aromantic

[goose-bumpssss]

I’m old!

(I’m sorry I couldn’t resist)

[caretalesotherstuff]

I’m ARO AND ACE!!!!

[reinafish]

IM AROSPEC !!!

[amalgm-thing]

I ate a rock (help)

[grey-rays-of-sunshine]

i like trains

[everest81-deactivated20250830]

I’m pansexual

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

I’m honestly not sure yet

[the-neurotic-butler]

I’m STRUGGLING TO WRITE THINGS

[half-fey-freak-of-nature]

I’m omni.

[spectrexviiii]

Im most likely bi

[germany-official]

Im Aroace and the entire country of Germany

[scp-threats-is-back]

I’m agender/non-binary, specifically SCPgender :D

[darkstarbucks]

Entity.

The mortal behind this blog is bi and questioning ace

[darkstarbucks]

Pride month was last month but the mortal behind this blog has confirmed Ace-ness

[darkstarbucks]

gay let it go or something im totally not @yes-im-youtube-kids

What?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

uh????? so the options here are that a) i for some reason sent you this with no other context and proceeded to block the entire memory from by brain or b) someone remembers my tumblr lore from like two or three years ago and sent you an ask about it. both seem pretty unlikely

[darkstarbucks]

OOC: i do vaugely remember another ask blog saying theu sent something as you but I can't for the life of me remember who (or if that really happened)

[darkstarbucks]

I got on post limit just to rb ur post over 100 times :3

@communist-usa-real

Do tell which post did you reblog?

[communist-usa-real]

cant remember tbh

[darkstarbucks]

Fair enough this was from a while ago

[darkstarbucks]

gay let it go or something im totally not @yes-im-youtube-kids

What?

[darkstarbucks]

I got on post limit just to rb ur post over 100 times :3

@communist-usa-real

Do tell which post did you reblog?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

[darkstarbucks]

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

2026 i meant 2026 fuck. fuck why were you the first one to find this. don’t fucking judge me i said i was sick. and stop calling me out when you’re not even using proper grammar. it’s you’re not your and if you’re already referring to me it would be ‘you’ instead of ‘one,’ you would say ‘one’ if the subject was already assigned as an unidentified third person

i meant 2026 :(

[darkstarbucks]

Let me put this is a way you would understand.

It's not that deep.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

[darkstarbucks]

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

i know full well how to spell, i just don’t feel as though this is a cause necessary of putting in the effort.

[darkstarbucks]

Again I say, let me put this a way you would understand.

Copium

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

you aren’t as good in your assumptions as you believe. i in fact did not understand until i looked that up. ha, take that

[darkstarbucks]

How such an insult. 'I didn't understand that, take that!' I am wounded. I lay in a pool of my nonexistent blood.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

”How such an insult.” is not grammatically correct

[darkstarbucks]

This is why I despise the modern era. I don't need some machine to change my words to what it thinks is correct.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

are you saying you use autocorrect? how could you indulge in such blasphemy?

[darkstarbucks]

If it were my choice you would receive all messages from me through dark premonitions and whispering shadows like the good days.

Unfortunately as I am now confined to this site I have no means of turning autocorrect off.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

wow. tragic.

and imagine messing up and reblogging the exact same thing twice

[darkstarbucks]

Another glitch of this hellhole you call a website.

[hilariouslarry]

[babsvibes]

[dragonofeternal]

Bob is made by Japanese artist Ahnitol! He holds pens! He comes in many colors!

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

[darkstarbucks]

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

2026 i meant 2026 fuck. fuck why were you the first one to find this. don’t fucking judge me i said i was sick. and stop calling me out when you’re not even using proper grammar. it’s you’re not your and if you’re already referring to me it would be ‘you’ instead of ‘one,’ you would say ‘one’ if the subject was already assigned as an unidentified third person

i meant 2026 :(

[darkstarbucks]

Let me put this is a way you would understand.

It's not that deep.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

[darkstarbucks]

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

i know full well how to spell, i just don’t feel as though this is a cause necessary of putting in the effort.

[darkstarbucks]

Again I say, let me put this a way you would understand.

Copium

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

you aren’t as good in your assumptions as you believe. i in fact did not understand until i looked that up. ha, take that

[darkstarbucks]

How such an insult. 'I didn't understand that, take that!' I am wounded. I lay in a pool of my nonexistent blood.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

”How such an insult.” is not grammatically correct

[darkstarbucks]

This is why I despise the modern era. I don't need some machine to change my words to what it thinks is correct.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

are you saying you use autocorrect? how could you indulge in such blasphemy?

[darkstarbucks]

If it were my choice you would receive all messages from me through dark premonitions and whispering shadows like the good days.

Unfortunately as I am now confined to this site I have no means of turning autocorrect off.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

[darkstarbucks]

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

2026 i meant 2026 fuck. fuck why were you the first one to find this. don’t fucking judge me i said i was sick. and stop calling me out when you’re not even using proper grammar. it’s you’re not your and if you’re already referring to me it would be ‘you’ instead of ‘one,’ you would say ‘one’ if the subject was already assigned as an unidentified third person

i meant 2026 :(

[darkstarbucks]

Let me put this is a way you would understand.

It's not that deep.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

[darkstarbucks]

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

i know full well how to spell, i just don’t feel as though this is a cause necessary of putting in the effort.

[darkstarbucks]

Again I say, let me put this a way you would understand.

Copium

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

you aren’t as good in your assumptions as you believe. i in fact did not understand until i looked that up. ha, take that

[darkstarbucks]

How such an insult. 'I didn't understand that, take that!' I am wounded. I lay in a pool of my nonexistent blood.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

”How such an insult.” is not grammatically correct

[darkstarbucks]

This is why I despise the modern era. I don't need some machine to change my words to what it thinks is correct.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

are you saying you use autocorrect? how could you indulge in such blasphemy?

[darkstarbucks]

If it were my choice you would receive all messages from me through dark premonitions and whispering shadows like the good days.

Unfortunately as I am now confined to this site I have no means of turning autocorrect off.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

[darkstarbucks]

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

2026 i meant 2026 fuck. fuck why were you the first one to find this. don’t fucking judge me i said i was sick. and stop calling me out when you’re not even using proper grammar. it’s you’re not your and if you’re already referring to me it would be ‘you’ instead of ‘one,’ you would say ‘one’ if the subject was already assigned as an unidentified third person

i meant 2026 :(

[darkstarbucks]

Let me put this is a way you would understand.

It's not that deep.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

[darkstarbucks]

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

i know full well how to spell, i just don’t feel as though this is a cause necessary of putting in the effort.

[darkstarbucks]

Again I say, let me put this a way you would understand.

Copium

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

you aren’t as good in your assumptions as you believe. i in fact did not understand until i looked that up. ha, take that

[darkstarbucks]

How such an insult. 'I didn't understand that, take that!' I am wounded. I lay in a pool of my nonexistent blood.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

”How such an insult.” is not grammatically correct

[darkstarbucks]

This is why I despise the modern era. I don't need some machine to change my words to what it thinks is correct.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

[darkstarbucks]

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

2026 i meant 2026 fuck. fuck why were you the first one to find this. don’t fucking judge me i said i was sick. and stop calling me out when you’re not even using proper grammar. it’s you’re not your and if you’re already referring to me it would be ‘you’ instead of ‘one,’ you would say ‘one’ if the subject was already assigned as an unidentified third person

i meant 2026 :(

[darkstarbucks]

Let me put this is a way you would understand.

It's not that deep.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

[darkstarbucks]

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

i know full well how to spell, i just don’t feel as though this is a cause necessary of putting in the effort.

[darkstarbucks]

Again I say, let me put this a way you would understand.

Copium

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

you aren’t as good in your assumptions as you believe. i in fact did not understand until i looked that up. ha, take that

[darkstarbucks]

How such an insult. 'I didn't understand that, take that!' I am wounded. I lay in a pool of my nonexistent blood.

[surrealtiktoks]

[embroideredcupcake]

I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

[inthefallofasparrow]

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

[darkstarbucks]

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

2026 i meant 2026 fuck. fuck why were you the first one to find this. don’t fucking judge me i said i was sick. and stop calling me out when you’re not even using proper grammar. it’s you’re not your and if you’re already referring to me it would be ‘you’ instead of ‘one,’ you would say ‘one’ if the subject was already assigned as an unidentified third person

i meant 2026 :(

[darkstarbucks]

Let me put this is a way you would understand.

It's not that deep.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

[darkstarbucks]

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

i know full well how to spell, i just don’t feel as though this is a cause necessary of putting in the effort.

[darkstarbucks]

Again I say, let me put this a way you would understand.

Copium

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

[darkstarbucks]

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

2026 i meant 2026 fuck. fuck why were you the first one to find this. don’t fucking judge me i said i was sick. and stop calling me out when you’re not even using proper grammar. it’s you’re not your and if you’re already referring to me it would be ‘you’ instead of ‘one,’ you would say ‘one’ if the subject was already assigned as an unidentified third person

i meant 2026 :(

[darkstarbucks]

Let me put this is a way you would understand.

It's not that deep.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

[darkstarbucks]

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

[darkstarbucks]

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

2026 i meant 2026 fuck. fuck why were you the first one to find this. don’t fucking judge me i said i was sick. and stop calling me out when you’re not even using proper grammar. it’s you’re not your and if you’re already referring to me it would be ‘you’ instead of ‘one,’ you would say ‘one’ if the subject was already assigned as an unidentified third person

i meant 2026 :(

[darkstarbucks]

Let me put this is a way you would understand.

It's not that deep.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

[darkstarbucks]

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

[darkstarbucks]

why hellooo! i noticed it was snowing this fine evening, and began to wonder how much a building would be able to burn in the snow.. you have a building readily available, and i was wondering if you would oh so kindly help me do a test with this query! for science!

-@yes-im-youtube-kids

You could at least pretend to be pleasant. Come in order a chai, a coffee, hot chocolate that you love so much.

And I have costumers to serve the winter months are our busiest time if year- more darkness so we're open longer people like take advantage of that.

Also my building it made of brick not wood so I don't think fire would do much anyway.

How what do you want to drink?

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

did i not give off a veneer of pleasantry? my sincere apologies, i intended to.

ah, what a pity.

might i get a cup of mint tea?

[darkstarbucks]

Mint tea and shadow pour from the kettle into the paper cup, Enjoy.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

why thank you! surely i will not taste poison when i take a sip of this.

[darkstarbucks]

You did not order posion. Would you like some?

Dark gestures at the menu you above her, today they had a posion that would knock you out, a posion that would make you feel like someone was watching you, and a mystery flavor.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

oh, it’s just that you would typically try to poison me anyways. how kind of you not to. since you offered, though, i have to say i’d like to try the mystery flavor :)

[darkstarbucks]

Dark injects a syringe of purple liquid in the drink

Usually I come to you. Right now you're a patron.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

ah, makes sense. ytk takes a sip. hmmm, that has a.. unique taste.

[darkstarbucks]

Posions tend to alter the flavor.

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

i figured. tastes nice, has a sort of zing to it. say, do you know exactly what the mystery poison does or is it mysterious to you as well?

[darkstarbucks]

When a bottle gets low I rip the label of and let myself forget about it. But I could make a guess based on its color, smell, and viscosity.