Acting out

I write drama resources and YA Fantasy.

[casgeralt]

I'm using bits and pieces of Richard Burton's portrayal of that character in perhaps the best-known The Taming of the Shrew film, but my Patrick has also got a Jack Nicholson edge to him with his cheekiness and his smiles." — Heath Ledger by: Brian .J Robb

[likeafantasy]

♯ 14 DAYS OF LOVE .ᐟ ⌁ (06/14) ↠ 10 things i hate about you (1999)

[polaroidsmagazine]

[j0kers-light]

Anon asked.....

The head canon: is we call J basic blonde and he gets offended- as in OFFENDED offednded like he actually does get offended (you can choose why- maybe because he will say blondes are dumb or whatever you choose Light 💡❤️)

This was sent in along with a oneshot request and naturally Chaos separated them 🤭 ohhhhh I’m gonna have fun with this!

I hope you enjoy my love! Chaos sure did writing it lol 🖤✨

You really had to stare at the imaginary camera because whah? Is J pulling your leg or something? Surely he's joking.

Just to make sure you're not losing it, you look again.... annnnnnd yup. Joker's gorgeous blond curls are still there.

What's worse, the setting sun shines a spotlight on the tresses, highlighting the natural hue J is adamantly denying.

You don't understand why he's so offended. You love Joker's hair cough cough when its freshly washed and free of his signature dye.

Joker has been letting the green fade the longer he stays in hiding and witnessing his natural hair color make an appearance...? 🤤

You've been blessed by the gods this man is fione! How did you get so lucky?! You fail to see the problem here.

The sun itself kissed J on the head and his wild, untamed curls sit perfectly over his green eyes. Bonus points he stepped out the shower like this! You are holding back your inner slut and failed.

All you said was "Yass daddy! Its giving basic blond." You were biting your lips thinking of the first position you wanna be in. 🥹

How did he take offense to an blatant compliment?! Why is he catching an attitude when you want him to catch your pu—

The hum of desire has fizzled out and you're stuck staring at Joker who is none the wiser that he ruined the mood. He's caught in the motions of drying said scandalous blond hair from his shower to notice your dilemma.

Even damp with water, J's hair is still perfect. How dare he be a walking thirst trap... you are not strong enough to resist.

"I usually don't go for blonds but like... you're turning me into a believer." you sigh.

Joker grunts and starts applying lotion. a ritual he picked up from you. you refuse for him to be ashy in your house but moving on... "A believer of whaT?"

Oh now its your turn to be offended. He doesn't know? This will not do! You sit up on the bed, "Uhhhh that blonds have more fun? Its a big popular belief, J."

"Wouldn’t know, doll. M'not blond."

Again you glance at an imaginary camera. Joker got you breaking fourth walls with his stupidity because le huh?

"Beloved. Have you looked in the mirror? There's one right in front of you if you're lost. Because you are blond. Its giving beach blond at that. In the valley, surf is up, summertime realness. I'm not understanding the denial."

Imagine your surprise when Joker slams the lotion bottle down on the dresser. Hard. He rarely shows his anger around you. All it does it make you aroused.

"I. Am. Not. Blond. That... mmm thaT would imply I'm dumb and I am noT!" He disappears inside your walk-in closet to change into pjs a shame really, you were enjoying the show.

But back to what matters. You tilt your head at his outdated thinking. "Joker. That's an 18th century stereotype. Care to join us in the 21st century where your lover thinks her blond, psychotic clown is hot?"

Joker's head peeks from around the corner, "What?" You shrug, "Just saying... I'm obsessed."

"You... you don't think I'm.."

Lawd help me..... "No you are not dumb nor basic, Joker. Far from it in fact. However if you keep brushing off how horny I am, then I have no other choice but to assume you're a little dense."

Now that got him embracing his inner blond real quick.

[out-of-body-xperience]

Heath Ledger - 10 things I hate about you

[stars-bean]

A Knight's Tale (2001) dir. Brian Helgeland

[connorwyndham]

Heath Ledger as Patrick Verona 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999)

[ohmovie]

Heath Ledger as Patrick Verona 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

[gael-garcia]

Heath Ledger in A Knight's Tale (2001)

[connorwyndham]

Heath Ledger as Patrick Verona 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999)

[heateron]

heath ledger in candy (2006) dir. neil armfield

[forbescaroline]

FAVORITE MOVIE SHIPS: Kat & Patrick - 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

[junkfoodcinemas]

Heath Ledger as Joker THE DARK KNIGHT (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan

[olenvasynyt]

top 5 heath ledger pictures?

It’s almost impossible to pick top 5 oof but I would say these:

These two I have framed in my house ofc

Easily my favorite gif of him

And I love any and all of the pics with his big gorgeous smile

[asystolle]

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger

Yeah, but I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her. It's not every day you find a girl who flashes someone to get you out of detention.

[sylkiagathario]

FILMS WATCHED IN 2026: A KNIGHT'S TALE (2001) DIR. BRIAN HELGELAND

[unebelleviesimple]

Heath Ledger in promo for A Knight’s Tale (2001)