[casper-leverett]

[TEXT] hahaha! You can't rhyme? Neither can I but you're the English teacher here!! - Zoey

[text]: Oh yeah and being an English teacher means I should be pro at rhyming right? :P 

[zoeyjacobsarchive]

"Uh nope. I’m not in the bathtub… shh."

[casper-leverett]

Liar, liar-- pants on fire.

[mrsteelexyourgirl-blog]

So… I was a little disappointed with Fifty Shades of Grey. I mean, the relationship between Christian and Ana was nice.. But the sex? I definitely could have done it better.

[casper-leverett]

How is abusing a girl for pleasure....nice? Or better question-- why are there going to be more movies about this?

[casper-leverett]

[TEXT] Casper-Smasper-Chickenand... Dasper? I love you x. 😘 - Zo

[text]: Zoey-Bowy? Something, something toe-y. Yeah I can't fucking rhyme. I love you too! <3

[kevinskeller]

[grantgustinbr]

Karaoke scene: Barry and Caitlin  singing “Summer Nights” from Grease.

[selinabruce-deactivated20170814]

[plsclarissa]

Oh, that’s really cool! I am! I’ve been cooking forever, and it’s acutally why I moved to New York, because I’m going to Culinary school.

This is bitch face!

[casper-leverett]

Oh wow, that's impressive.  I wish I could cook as well as the chefs you see on TV.

Scary. Maybe all you'd have to do to break up a fight is make a bitch face and they'd all run in the opposite direction.

[jacob-jensen]

"I see it as a public service. You guy dont get paid or appreciated enough. If i can help a teacher unwind after a shitty week i’ll gladly hook it up." 

[casper-leverett]

"Wow, you're like- the nicest guy I've met" 

[plsclarissa]

Oh, I see! English is what I would like to teach, or history. If the chef thing doesn’t work out.

I dunno, I have a pretty good bitch face.

[casper-leverett]

I mean, English is great- it was my second preference anyway, but I've been teaching it for 2 years now and I'm ready for a change. So you're into cooking? How long have you been cooking for?

What even is a bitch face? It hardly seems like you have one.

[plsclarissa]

You don’t like being a teacher? That’s my second choice job — but not with high schoolers, I can’t take a punch.

[casper-leverett]

Oh, no- I do....but my strength is science, and I teach English. So it's not exactly my dream job. I'd rather be out there doing something else.

I'm sure no one would dare try and throw a punch at you. 

[jacob-jensen]

"That would be the one." He said nodding "He is..wait was? Nevermind. Sure like I said just give a heads up and ill make sure you get in and dont have to pay for the first couple as a thank you for educating the future." 

[casper-leverett]

Casper laughed "It's complicated to explain- so yeah..." he replied before smiling "Oh really? Thanks. Glad educating the future gen can help me get drinks"

[lesbianjaxsondart]

[plsclarissa]

Those kids really know how to hit, huh?

[casper-leverett]

Mhm. I guess they've been practicing? Breaking up fights would have to be the only disadvantage to working as a teacher. Hopefully I'll find a better, more enjoyable job soon.

[jacob-jensen]

I work at the same bar Tyler works at, but i temp all over the place. So just let me know before hand and we’ll figure it out. 

[casper-leverett]

Tyler Jacobs? He's my brother in law...or, well, he was my brother in law. He's been bar-tending for a while now. Well I work all week, but my weekends are free so it'll have to be then.

[master-cross-blog-blog]

♫  Versace, Versace, Medusa head on me like I’m ‘lluminati. This is a gated community, please get the {BLEEP!} off the property. ♫ 

[master-cross-blog-blog]

[casper-leverett]

What are you even singing?

[jacob-jensen]

A mixologists? Nah, well I made a few drinks but that was jut for me. Those guys are crazy. Just the sheer amount of combinations possible and to be able to sit there and make something good. It blows my mind. Like for example. You like vanilla? On the top of my head I know twelve drinks I can make you depending on the alcohol you like. The hardcore mixologists? I bet they have at least twenty and are willing to sit there and tweak and make new ones if they like you or you tip well enough.

[casper-leverett]

You sound like a mixologist to me....well one in the making anyway. Which bar do you work at? I'll have to come try a few of your drinks one day when I'm free.