what the fruity juicy fuck is wrong with me???

abi | 22 | she/her | bi | UK | schitt’s creek, parks and rec, marvel, game grumps.

[fairweathermyth]

And it can’t be wrong, take my heart and make it strong, babe.

                           You’re simply the best, better than all the rest.

[spacetwinks]

[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you

[4444555666777888999]

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

[dailytv]

#my last two braincells

[upschittcreek]

SCHITT’S CREEK CELEBRATION

four romances | johnny and moira

And I want you to know, John, that you are the most important thing in this world to me, you know that, don’t you?

[mysharona1987]

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[brielarsonist]

Brie Larson at the world premiere of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ in LA on April 22, 2019

[anniemurphydaily]

Annie Murphy behind the scenes of her Elle Canada cover shoot

[asbestosfest-deactivated2022110]

[fairweathermyth]

David and Patrick + season four

[kulluto]

i hate sharing the grocery store with other people why can’t they just wait outside until i’m done i want to enjoy my hobby of going to the grocery store

[byrons]

women don’t belong in the kitchen! they belong in my arms

[byrons]

and if they are in the kitchen! it’s because we’re making dinner and I’m kissing her shoulder while she stirs the soup……

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[space-ex]

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

[femslashfantasies]

this how I know I’m really a millennial cause I have no idea wtf y'all are talking about

[gothhabiba]

when they tried to erase but it didn’t work because they still had a marker picked up and all the kids in the class starting yelling at them at once

[bananonbinary]

seriously i wish people understood that queerbaiting has almost nothing to do with the actual content of a story. two men can gaze soulfully into each other’s eyes for 45 minutes straight and then at the end be like “oh yes my good pal friend no homo” and its still not anything more than homoerotic and kind of stupid writing.

queerbaiting is a marketing technique to get gay people to buy a ticket. it’s hemming and hawing whenever someone asks about subtext, giving long answers that don’t mean anything to sort of imply “maybe you just need to wait and find out. ;)” it’s interviews where the actors talk about how much they love that particular relationship, and they think they will ~surprise~ you with how it turns out. it’s every single trailer showing these two people almost kissing, even as the creators talk about how offended they are that anyone would think it’s gay.  it’s disney’s 65th First Gay Character that they sort of imply might actually be a main character this time but is yet another nameless asshole. it’s evil, because it’s completely deliberately misrepresenting the actual media just to make a buck.

[shigaretto]

have you ever thought about how many people think about you? it’s so bizarre. imagine someone, out of the blue, thinking of your face. something happens; they remember you. your favorite song, how you dress, the way you talk, the look in your eyes when you are happy. they remember that about you, even if you haven’t seen each other in years. everything in life is a reminder of a person, a place, a moment. you may think you’ve forgotten, but you haven’t. 

[emziess]

countless gifs of alexis rose -  22/∞