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imagine being kind in 2026
Never mind. We gotta kill that guy
Iām back on Tumbler
Iām back on my bullshit
It's June so ofc I had to draw them with PRIDE shit, also got to draw Star in a more formal suit. OG Idea first ofc since Amir has covid (and I have strep symptoms ironically) then a Pride version and then 2 others Feel free to add your own diolouge just credit me for the art and as Stars owner and if you dont make it funny, make it cursed as fuck, its Tumblr after all < 3
Nyan :3c
I really relate to Alastorās aroace identity and love the ace rep, so I wanted to make some fanart! Heās just like me frā¦
Textless version under the cut!
Made these with colors picked directly from Alastor's neon/blacklight color palette.
They really draped him in aroace colors I'm living for it. Good for him.
I am deceased.
oh my god
Oh yes Iām like this very much
heās a loverboy heās a malewife heās a house husband heās a family man heās a short king heās a lady killer heās a lady pleaser heās the perfect husband heās everything to me
Hazbin_By_Choice Comic #2
I'll get better at backgrounds I swear, ignore Alastor looking short as fuck.
I'm just not going to explain this, so just enjoy or whatever.
Me in someones ask marked as anon: pardon my french...*says something in french* Me:
the devil went down to...his knees and cried about it
I finally figured something out btw
You know the iconic line from āDad Beat Dadā where Alastor goes āHA HA! Fuck you.ā
And of course you remember what Lucifer said to Adam in the finale?
āAnd now, Iām going to fuck you!ā
Yeah, he recognized Alastor was insulting him and tried to use the same thing on Adam but completely fumbled
This is peak writing. Heās so stupid, I love him š
Took a quick scroll through the notes and noticed a few people saying OP is overthinking this. No, I'm quite sure OP's right to say he picked it up from Alastor. Why? Lucifer's expressions when Alastor says "fuck you" to him, as well as Lucifer's swearing habits.
It's subtle and it's brief, but Lucifer took a second, however brief, to realize Alastor was insulting him. In fact, he looks like he's surprised but trying to save face in the middle frame. This set of frames looks like he's going from irritated to surprised to upset, all while trying to look intimidating to save face (because he is prideful and Charlie's right there). This could be because he's not used to being insulted, or because he's never heard "fuck you" as an insult before (and considering his expression before he fully registers what Alastor means, I wouldn't be surprised if his mind went to fuck as in sex). Lucifer doesn't even use fuck until he says "I am going to FUCK YOU!" to Adam. He's not above using stronger swears because Mimzy cuts him off before he calls Alastor a "tacky piece of shit" (and it is worth noting that shit doesn't have the same contextual variety that fuck does, so he wouldn't be as likely to mess up using shit to insult someone) but he generally doesn't use stronger swears.
Like up to that point the only time he swore was saying bitch. I would not be surprised if he doesn't know specific contexts on the word fuck and when you're using fuck to insult or threaten someone it's important to know the context, and if Lucifer picked up "fuck you" from Alastor he wouldn't know any context other than "this guy used fuck you to insult me" and therefore wouldn't know any other ways of using it. Contextually, yeah, it makes more sense for him to have picked up "fuck you" from Alastor than for him to have not picked it up from Alastor.
Example #3012 on why I think Lucifers def on the spectrum
they're so sillyyy i love them !!
jesus no
Funny for 2 reasons bc Jesus was 100% trans