beatles incorrect quotes

if you like those idiots, you'll like these totally accurate quotes that 100% happened irl

[fabfloor]

wherever John is now, I hope he plays in the sand with Stuart every once in a while

[pennielane]

JOHN LENNON October 9, 1940 - December 8, 1980 “I’m not afraid of death because I don’t believe in it. It’s just getting out of one car, and into another.”

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Paul: *yawns*

John: yeah, being that pretty must be tiring

Paul: then you must be exhausted

George: will you two shut up? some of us are lonely

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Paul: you’re pathetic!

John: you’re pathetic-er!

George: you’re both losers

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George: hello all, it is i, your favorite person

John: actually, Paul’s my favorite

George: okay then, it is i, that bitch

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George: when i was a kid, Paul told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and i ate them with the chocolate for a year

John: they are!

George: FOR REAL?

John: no! why did you fall for it again?

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John, looking through his clothes: has anyone seen my top?

Yoko: Paul’s in the kitchen

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Paul, holding a rock: John just gave this to me and said, “i feel like you deserve the moon but all i can give you is a rock.”

Yoko: if you don’t marry him, i will

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Paul: goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out John’s birthday invitations

Yoko: well, what are they supposed to say?

Paul: “John’s birthday”

Yoko: so what do they say instead?

Paul: “John’s bi”

Yoko:

Yoko: works out either way

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Norm: is anyone going to tell me what’s going on in here?!

Paul: it’s kind of complicated but John -

Norm: got it. forget i asked.

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John: yo, dumbass, get over here

Paul: okay -

Stuart: *gleefully runs past* i’m coming!

Paul, sadly: i thought...i was dumbass...

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Paul: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, John?

John: no

George: i do!

Paul: i know, George

George: i’m sad

Paul: i know, George

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Paul: the moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Stuart, looking at Paul: yeah...but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Paul and Stuart in unison: *sighs* John

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George: i dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room

John: screw that, i’m not kissing any of you

*Paul walks in*

John: fine, i’ll do it. rules are rules you know

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Paul: *pitches an idea*

John: huh, there might be something there!

Everyone else: yeah, a lawsuit

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Ringo: *about Linda and Paul* they make a cute couple, huh?

John: they certainly are standing next to each other

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John: i am darkness. i am power. i am your worst nightmare. i could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. i am the night. i am fury, i am a weapon, i am -

Ringo: a doll

Paul: a cinnamon roll

Brian: a sweetheart

John:

John: ...stop it