ask meme: cruel intentions
âMy advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.â "Everybody does it; itâs just that nobody talks about it." "You could be a model. Itâs too bad youâre not sexy.â âItâs not like you have a husband - unless youâre married to Jesus." "Aww, sheâs crying. Little baby upset about the big bad book." "Who are you spying on? That her?" "The only thing youâll be riding is me." "People shouldnât experience the act of love until they are in love." "You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love." "How can someone so charming be so manipulative?" "Keep your legs together. This isnât Jamaica." "My, what an adorable shirt youâre wearing!" "So, what are you doing in your room?" "Who are you to criticize something youâve never experienced?" "I didnât mean to offend you.â âThis sure doesnât taste like an iced tea. â âHe told me loved me, and I believed him." ââI love youâ? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.â "What happened to us?" "How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?" "Could you be more queer?" "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." "I have a reputation to uphold." "Silly rabbit. My triumph isnât over her. Itâs over you." "Youâre telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didnât?" "Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life." "Now tell me, are you in⌠or are you out?" "How dare you treat me with such disrespect!" "How is your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?" "Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way." "Jesus Christ, where have you been?" "I hate it when things donât go my way. It makes me so horny." "Why canât we be together?" "I donât trust myself with you." "This isnât working out for me anymore." "Thereâs something I have to tell you." "Itâs not you. Itâs me⌠Iâm completely fucked up.â âI thought I was in love with you but it was just a lie." "I just⌠I just wanted to see what you were like in bed." "The fact of the matter is, there is someone I love.â âYou mean nothing to me!" "You were just a conquest." "That little wager of yours? Count me in." "Iâll give you something youâve been obsessing about." "Youâve got yourself a bet, baby." "I canât win with you." "E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles." "God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex." "Youâre in love with her, you donât love me anymore." "Look at yourself, look at what youâve been reduced to!" "People donât change overnight. You and I are two of a kind." "Iâm willing to take my chances." "Sometimes, I wanna kill myself." "I donât fuck losers."Â












