cassie.

cassandra maxwell.

[cassandramaxwell]

michaeld-avis‌:

“Excuse me - what would you suggest is the best place to eat here? I just moved here and I have no idea what I want.”

“I think just about everyone in town knows you just moved here, you’re like the shiny new toy everyone wants to play with. --Anyways, Atticus Fitz’s diner is pretty good. There’s also The Vanilla Bean if you want some kinda pastry or dessert. I’d also recommend the pizza place over on Main. The Slice of Heaven? Definitely the best pizza in the entire county.”

[cassandramaxwell]

kaylee-e-anderson‌:

If they’re able to restart my heart, I’ll come and tell you. If not, make sure you stay on the lookout for an article about girl dying from too much caffeine. It’s been terrible. Do you think maybe it’s the time change?

I will definitely be on the look out, just in case. Post an emotional insta-story and everything. --I think that might be part of it, plus school and sorority stuff-- lots of events we’re preparing for, with spring coming up. And work, too, I work at my dad’s garage. It’s a wonder I’m even awake right now.

[cassandramaxwell]

kaylee-e-anderson‌:

How much coffee is too much coffee? Asking for a friend. Like it can’t stop your heart right?

“If you find out, can you let me know? Because I’m pretty sure I’m on the verge of having one constantly from all the caffeine I consume these days. It’s pretty bad.”

[cassandramaxwell]

itsloganharrington‌:

“And what is your type, then? –It’s a good show for that type. I prefer stuff like The Office. And I prefer the summer sports; I don’t like to be cold, or wear so many clothes that I waddle.”

“And just why would I tell you that, Harrington? Not that I really have a type. Well, I do maybe, but it’s kinda dumb. --The Office is great. Totally different from Hart of Dixie, but so good. --You’re right. Only so many clothes you can put on.”

[cassandramaxwell]

shanesanderson‌:

“I can’t sell them alcohol. Let me tell you, I’ve had some doozies. They don’t do the math of their birthdate and make themselves forty, and clearly they’re a teenager. Or they don’t remember their ‘birthday’ to repeat it to me. Such half assers. –So I have noticed. I seem to have gotten in the right career.”

“When I was under age, I used to study up on the horoscope of my ‘birthday’ just to buy some watered down cocktail, kids these days really need to put in more effort. --Apparently so. You’ve got quite the rep. Seems to go hand in hand with the job. Like cops and donuts.”

[cassandramaxwell]

shanesanderson‌:

“Well, I like to keep my job and if I give a minor a drink, I’m done for. So, I toss it in with a compliment since I have to know, anyway. Sometimes it does work, though. Or maybe it’s just my charm that I add afterward.”

"So what happens if someone gives you a fake ID? --Mm, it must be the charm. The line didn’t really do it for me, but I could maybe see the charm angle. Plus you’re a bartender. Girls tend to have a thing for them.”

[cassandramaxwell]

itsloganharrington‌:

“Hey - I’m not the only one that’s upset about my not being able to walk around without a shirt on. You did bring it up, after all. With a very interesting detail about my nipples. –I think you just watch that Hart of Dixie show too much. I don’t think I’ve ever acted strange because of the heat. I love it. I get out and play sports or spend a day tubing on the river. So much more to do in the summer than winter.”

“Never did I indicate I’d be the one upset you’re not walking around shirtless. Not that I don’t mind a shirtless guy to admire, but you’re not really my type. --What? Nipples get cold, it’s a fact. --That’s probably true, I love that show. I’ve never been in a heat wave like that though, thankfully. Bluebell is a special kind of crazy. You can do winter sports, Harrington. They’ve even got a whole Olympics portion for the cold weather, silly.”

[cassandramaxwell]

the-gracebennett‌:

“Thank you, I’m glad someone agrees. She likes to think she is the Sharpay of this school, when she’s not even as interesting as even Gabriella. –That’s very tempting. And I read that if you slash three tires that’s not covered under their insurance. So they would have to pay for it… And I could help, I have an outfit that’s perfect for this.”

“Oh she wishes she was on Sharpay’s level. The audacity. --Yep, I believe I heard the very same thing once upon a time. We can do that, or turn her lights on all night so all her battery juice gets sucked out and she can’t get anywhere. Though the former would probably keep her away for a lot longer.”

[cassandramaxwell]

shanesanderson‌:

“You don’t look old enough to be ordering a drink. I need to see some I.D. for proof.” 

“Does that line actually work on girls? Because that’s just sad.”

[cassandramaxwell]

itsloganharrington‌:

“Dude, I’m so ready for warmer weather. I thought this was the south, why is it damn near fifty? Mother Nature is on something and I think she needs an intervention.”

"Say it with me, Harrington -- ‘global warming’. You’re just upset you can’t walk around with your shirt off without your nipples possibly freezing and falling off. --I think the weather’s been lovely. I’m not ready for the heat. Makes people act dumb when it’s hot. Well, dumber than usual. I’d rather deal with dumbasses going crazy to get to the bread and milk when there’s a reported storm.”

[cassandramaxwell]

the-gracebennett‌:

“Hard to believe my freshman year is nearing its end. Only two ish months left; one more big show to do rehearsals for, so those two months will fly by. Still can’t believe Katherine was given the lead role. She’s not even that good! Her audition was boring.”

“Well, that’s Summerville for you-- she was picked because she’s the safe choice. Personally, I thought your audition was the better one. Hers had no heart in it. --If you wanna, between you and me, I could totally make it so she doesn’t make it to opening night. I know my way around a car. I could loosen her brakes a bit. Steal her battery. Give her a flat or two-- or three. Nothing that’ll hurt her, of course.”