Putting the Man in Necromancer

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[linguisticparadox]

One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that

[batbetbitbotbut]

#he still knew immediately who I was which was deeply funny to me bc I was 7-8 years old in 1997 #"yes that is my daughter who was apparently born in her 20s"

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

throw back to one of my high school science classrooms that had an eyewash station/emergency shower but there wasn't a drain in the floor so we were told to try not to need to use it 👍👍 and thaaaaat's just the texas public school system at it's best

[keficafe]

Im.. Soft 🥺🥺🥺

cr. 

[wholesomepostarchive]

12/22/2023

[jazzyloveswomen]

The concept of "AFAB Spaces" in general are such nonsense, by the way.

If anyone in the trans community still believes that: 1.) The "AFAB Experience/Body/Whatever is one cohesive experience that #bonds you together and makes you safe aroud each other,

and

2.) The "AMAB Experience/Body/Whatever is one cohesive experience that ~socializes~ predators and makes you unsafe around them,

Then you are blatantly transmisogynistic and intersexist.

"Well what if my space is just for people with vaginas and uteruses to talk about our reproductive issues-" assuming all people afab have vaginas and uteruses, and that no person amab has a vagina and uterus, is transmisogyny and intersexism.

"Well what if my space is for people who share the ayfab childhood experience-" I can guarantee there are very few things you as a person afab grew up experiencing that some brand of trans woman or intersex person amab could never experience.

"Well it's just that a lot of people have trauma around penises-" if you think all people amab have penises and that nobody afab has a penis you are just stupid.

If you believe in ~ayfab spaces~ and ~ayfab solidarity~ than you are dangerous. To transfeminine people, and to all brands of intersex people (even a lot of intersex people afab, because even they end up being excluded on the basis of their natural features, and when they are included are violently left out as soon as it's realized that a single word on their birth certificate doesn't in fact give you the perisex ~ayfab experience and/or body~)

Step one to intersex and transfeminine acceptance is realizing that a single past event (the gender someone was assigned at birth) says nothing about their experiences with socially imposed gender or what their body looks like. The second step is realizing that there's no type of ""socialization"" (terf talking point i cant believe the trans community uses in full seriousness) or body that makes someone inherently dangerous to you.

[isuggestrespectintersexppl]

I have a suggestion!

[isuggestrespecttranspeople]

Me too :3

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

me: so even if the day it says on the milk is today, that's just the last day it's supposed to be sold, it'll still be good for another couple days at least. once you're done you can have some kibbles too

the sphinx: is... that your answer to the riddle?

me: if you need a bigger saucer to fit your face into it i can get you one. do you have thumbs? don't worry if the bed breaks when you sit on it

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

the sphinx: enough, human girl. you shall delay no longer. give me your answer to my riddle, now.

me: your coat is so smooth, it looks very brushable can i brush you with this brush

sphinx: narrowing her eyes & turning a little bit to expose her tummy .....you have two more minutes

[phocagroenlandica]

ribbon seal moodboard ⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆

inspired by posts comparing them to various desserts

[phiix]

what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?

Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity

[olive-oil-boy]

saw on twitter, thought it’d resonate with some people here

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[artsymeeshee]

💚🌈

[sayuupi]

Yellow flower 🌼

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[silverfoxlester]

guys i think my good friends American rock band My Chemical Romance are stuck in an elevator and i think i must be their only contact saved to their phone

[whatpetewants]

weird ass emails from my good friends American rock band My Chemical Romance

(also posting this separately if looking at it thru the reblog is torturous) (based on this post)

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[jaded-but-softening]