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[unclefather]

[lolaaries]

Disney Flashback

[mothurs]

[ericmani-deactivated20240715]

[weloveshortvideos]

When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway 

[tropic-mews]

I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real

[gifteddysfunction]

This Key and Peele skit about bullying needs to be taken seriously….

[mojav]

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

You’re*

[mojav]

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[bando--grand-scamyon]

Fuck whoever made this lmfao

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[6lacksoul]

[cassogonecrazy]

me meeting a bumble bee

me: I respect you

bumble bee: Merci

[ithelpstodream]

[adagioforwings]

This is crazy when you really think about it, but it’s true

[malikthaelite]

Good point. It’s not special. It’s just rare. Like a breath of fresh air. Like those few moments in life for once that everything is going good. We wouldn’t make a big deal out of it if it wasn’t so rare.

[borfuses]

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

im washing me and my clothes bitch

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[hustlerose]

the more knives you have the more valid you are 

[closet-keys]

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

[lastoneout]

American Midwest recipe: If it’s not in a casserole dish then what the fuck are you even doing?

[deadmomjokes]

Southern US recipe: Have you tried frying it? MMMM C R I S P Y

[shinysoroka]

Spanish recipes: never-ending fight over whether tortilla is supposed to have onion or not. Blood will be drawn.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

[naamahdarling]

[strawbebbynya]

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

[dretanya]

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

Girls. Don’t take away the pussy from ya man because you’re mad. That’s mad childish.

[gltr-deactivated20180924]

Don’t make ya girl mad then. Problem solved

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

Nobody make they girl mad. They girl make themselves mad.

[gltr-deactivated20180924]

Unacceptable. I’m not even your girl and I’m mad.

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

You made ya self mad.

[gltr-deactivated20180924]

[kcxcjdc]

Lmaoo wow

[amoisthobo]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO