The Hammer

Ex member of Dethklok

[cast-into-obscurity]

So… It’s been what? 20 years or so?

However long it’s been, I think it’s time I finally come on here since I’ve been seeing Dethklok gain more support lately again.

I’m Magnus Hammersmith, and I’m a former member of Dethklok. I prefer not getting into what happened between me and them, but I was the “crazy one” when they weren’t no different than me. I’ve changed though, and I’m not the lunatic I used to be. Whatever they say about me, it’s all bullshit.

Anyways, Magnus, signing off.

Hai this is the admin, Asher!! My main accs are @helpm3lma0 and @m30wm30wm3ow (I AM A MINOR BTWW)

I’m not good when it comes to Magnus’s personality SO PLZZ DONT BE UPSETTT if im out of character… I might also add headcanons too! (Disclaimer: this intro will most likely be edited??)

Boundaries:

— Don’t be racist or homophobic or like transphobic or anything like that

— NSFW jokes are fine

— Flirting (WITH MAGNUS ONLY) is fine

— Selfshipping and such is welcomed!!!

— OTHER RP BLOGS CAN INTERACT PLZLZLZLZ

Tags:

— #”🔪 Asking the man with the silver face” — Answering asks

— #”🎸 Magnus is speaking” — Magnus making a post

— #”🔪🖤 The fans are here…” — Magnus selfshippers or smth

Headcanons! (There’s not many rn)

— Bisexual

— He always plays the victim and makes Dethklok or others around him look bad (when he knows damn well what he did)

— Prefers to be independent

— BPD, NPD

And uhhhh… That’s it so far! HAVE FUN LALAL

[silver-faced-deactivated2026020]

did you have gay sex with magnus hammersmith. because you were commenting on that earlier.

I DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE INVASIVENESS.

I HAVE WAYS OF KEEPING HIM QUIET. THINGS SOMETIMES ESCALATE WHEN HE WON'T SHUT HIS MOUTH.

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Why are so many people asking this?

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You and metal masked assassin have sentle gex???🫵🫵🫵

What the hell? No?

[silver-faced-deactivated2026020]

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE. WHY ARE THEY ASKING THIS.

[cast-into-obscurity]

I’m not sure but I don’t think I wanna know…

[cast-into-obscurity]

That’s nice to hear at least

But anyways unrelated what is your favorite type of knife?

To be honest, a chef’s knife is pretty great.

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Are you cool with any of the band members now?

And uh.. what about Toki?

I prefer to not speak to any of the members at all. As for Toki, we’re on good terms.

[cast-into-obscurity]

So, Magnus. You got a girlfriend?

If so, what is she like?

If not, what would your dream girl be like?

I’m entirely single… I actually haven’t thought what my dream woman would be like.

[cast-into-obscurity]

im throwing all of my drumsticks atyou full force

Is this supposed to sound threatening?

[cast-into-obscurity]

(ALPHA MODE LMFAOOO)

(They gasp, looking at him like they were offended)

You..

(They slap him back)

*he stood there for a minute, than he reaches for his dagger*

[cast-into-obscurity]

I want you.

Okay well I don’t want you, you parasocial weirdo.

[trindlesblog]

BUT, I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!! YOU CANT JUST,,,, SAY NO TO THIS!!

[cast-into-obscurity]

I’m still saying no, you lunatic. I would appreciate it if you were just a fan though.

*he sounded like he was fed up*

[trindlesblog]

WHY NOT…? CANT YOU SEE,, WERE MEANT TO BE! I CAN GET INSIDE I CAN GET YOU CLOSE TO NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!! I CAN DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU!!!

[cast-into-obscurity]

*his expression turns into a glare at the mention of Nathan Explosion*

Only in your dreams.

Also, keep Nathan out of my face.

[cast-into-obscurity]

I want you.

Okay well I don’t want you, you parasocial weirdo.

[trindlesblog]

BUT, I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!! YOU CANT JUST,,,, SAY NO TO THIS!!

[cast-into-obscurity]

I’m still saying no, you lunatic. I would appreciate it if you were just a fan though.

*he sounded like he was fed up*

[tokifreakingswartooth]

She ams crazies, I'm sorry Magnus :(

She scares me..

[cast-into-obscurity]

I can tell, Mr. Obvious!

She’s getting on my nerves…

[cast-into-obscurity]

I want you.

Okay well I don’t want you, you parasocial weirdo.

[trindlesblog]

BUT, I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!! YOU CANT JUST,,,, SAY NO TO THIS!!

[cast-into-obscurity]

I’m still saying no, you lunatic. I would appreciate it if you were just a fan though.

*he sounded like he was fed up*

[cast-into-obscurity]

(O shit I’m making him mad 😍)

No u..

(They slap his head lightly)

*He gives them another glare as one of his wrists WERE FINALLY free from their grasp. He than slaps them across the face*

[cast-into-obscurity]

I want you.

Okay well I don’t want you, you parasocial weirdo.

[cast-into-obscurity]

Because ur crazy.. duh

Now come on.

(They tug his arm repeatedly)

I’m the crazy one? You are the crazy one here!

*he sounded like he wanted to kill someone… Gulp.*

[cast-into-obscurity]

hi old man i have an ear infection

idk why im telling you this but h h f fuf vfg fufk vvdf fbd by bdbhd in fbhhffffnnfnfgñg tfkjf the rjhfbg be cbccbbchs

ffggre,fm fff f f f fhhfbfhgk8

And… Why are you wasting my time with… This?

[rxccoonboo2]

because its fucking funny, kyle

its called having a sense of humor, and laughing

maybe you should fucking try it sometime /ref

[cast-into-obscurity]

*his brows furrowed in both annoyance and confusion*

That wasn’t funny, that was idiotic…

[rxccoonboo2]

is this funny

[cast-into-obscurity]

What does that even mean?

[cast-into-obscurity]

hi old man i have an ear infection

idk why im telling you this but h h f fuf vfg fufk vvdf fbd by bdbhd in fbhhffffnnfnfgñg tfkjf the rjhfbg be cbccbbchs

ffggre,fm fff f f f fhhfbfhgk8

And… Why are you wasting my time with… This?

[rxccoonboo2]

because its fucking funny, kyle

its called having a sense of humor, and laughing

maybe you should fucking try it sometime /ref

[cast-into-obscurity]

*his brows furrowed in both annoyance and confusion*

That wasn’t funny, that was idiotic…

[cast-into-obscurity]

hi old man i have an ear infection

idk why im telling you this but h h f fuf vfg fufk vvdf fbd by bdbhd in fbhhffffnnfnfgñg tfkjf the rjhfbg be cbccbbchs

ffggre,fm fff f f f fhhfbfhgk8

And… Why are you wasting my time with… This?