50 Reasons to Love Michael
1. guy fieri and shrek had a baby and it’s him
2. he’s probably listening to my chemical romance RIGHT NOW and crying
3. he’s also probably naked and laying in a pool of cheetos
4. he has the prettiest smile and his smile 99.9% of the time turns into the sweetest and goofiest laugh… like… not to be dramatic… but when he laughs the planets align and my soul ascends into heaven and all the plants in the world grow a little higher and the weight of everything is suddenly so light…. not to be dramatic tho. not… to… be…. dramatic
5. he probably announces that he’s going to fart every time and he probably always aims it towards luke which i respect
6. he is one of the kindest people like… he’s so gentle and thoughtful with fans and with his band and he really loves every single person he meets. the way he looks at people and shows such admiration and joy it reflects on him as a person he’s so good and full of affection
7. he is SUCH a good songwriter he writes such powerful songs and he puts so much life and meaning into simple things and he makes you feel everything he feels when he sings
8. the way he sings is literally enchanting??? like u know how people charm snakes with bamboo flutes? his voice is the bamboo flute and i am the snake my dude. he has me like :o
9. his talking voice is so soothing and it literally is so sweet and sure and soft and even when he’s loud which is most of the time it still makes u wanna smile forever
10. he always says what everyone is thinking he knows how to relate to others?? like u know how there are people who just know what to say most of the time??? he’s one of them
11. he’s such a fucking goob like…. all the funny faces he makes and how much he goofs off. he’s so easily able to make fun of himself and weird situations and he’s just genuinely HERE FOR A LAFF M8 and it’s so admirable
12. he is the embodiment of oreo ice cream
13. not to be fake deep but i bet he is the warmest thing in the world even though he’s cold to the touch like the bitch probably has ice cold skin like is this asshole edward cullen? probably. but like….. once you tuck into him and really hug him i bet u are overcome with warmth and his love is so warm and his whole aura is so warm and i bet being held by him is one of the safest feelings u could ever have
14. he loves pete wentz. he would literally die for pete wentz
15. his humor is that of a 12 year old on xbox live but like… he still cracks everyone up bc he genuinely is just a lovable goof
16. my dude has some stellar taste in music. except he listens to nickelback which i’ll never forgive him for but we won’t get into that
17. he loves and loves and loves and he doesn’t stop for anything
18. his eyes his nose his mouth his ears his lips his cheeks his everything all of it baked into one beatuifdsufdsl pie he is so gorgeous like people are comin at him every day for the way he looks and it’s all a bunch of BULL HOCKEY because he is arguably the most beautiful person ever of all time and that’s a SCIENTIFIC fact and u can’t fight SCIENCE
19. he is so good at roasting people especially himself
20. his middle name is gordon which is probably the cutest thing…. that anyone has ever heard
21. he serves looks every day. every day. sweaters and shit. oversized sweatshirts. he knows what he’s doing
22. he is probably a camper in video games
23. he’s a fucking nerd. in a cute way
24. probably has a pikachu kink
25. he is one of the easiest people to fall in love with because he’s so ??? real??? he’s so down to earth and he’s so warmhearted and compassionate and he’s probably so easy to get along with
26. he listens to the spongebob squarepants movie soundtrack probably every day
27. he literally could kill a man with a guitar pick. kill him dead
28. he is so smart like he may have failed math in high school but he is still such an intelligent person like maybe he can’t divide 100 by 10 and maybe he doesn’t know anything about quantum physics but he’s still smart when it comes to music and smart when it comes to dealing w stuff
29. if u got him drunk enough u could convince him to get a tattoo of a croc
30. his little tiny baby hands. they’re so small… how does he play the guitar so well my head hurts
31. would die for the rest of the band but only if it’s convenient for him and he like gets a bag of cheetos out of it
33. he literally puts color into the world like not just in the literal sense but in a metaphorical sense too??? he is the pop of color in a grayscale world
34. sometimes when he plays guitar or sings or even speaks u can feel it in ur whole body… it’s like he hits u in ur core and he resonates with u somehow
35. he’s so passionate about the things he loves he is so excitable about them if u mention something or someone he’s fond of his entire face lights up
36. he is so loud and he will not apologize for being loud and being who he is
37. he truly genuinely cares about people and wants them to feel like they matter
38. he is imperfect but it makes him who he is and he is lovely
39. his snapchats on the band snapchat are always funny or incredibly cute but don’t tell him that bc he can’t know he’ll have too much power
40. he is hopeful, and friendly, and generous, and so sincere and it’s so easy to see it
41. he makes the lives of those he has impacted easier, funnier, far more exciting, and more serene all at the same time
42. he is a ball of energy and joy and music
43. his heart is too big for his tiny body. ok whatever he’s 6′3. he’s so small tho
44. he is the kind of person you could sit in silence and do nothing with and it would still be fun. it wouldn’t be awkward it would just be calm
45. he probably liked the show dog with a blog
46. he’s so hard to put into words like i can divide him into different pieces and try but it’s still so hard he is literally indescribable
47. he’s so creative and ambitious and he literally has worked so hard to be where he is and he could’ve given up on guitar but he didn’t and like??? look where he is now
48. you can either read him like a book or you can’t tell what he’s thinking at all and he’s an enigma. he’s like a puzzle you will never solve or he is a story you know like the back of your hand and it’s so stressful but he keeps you on ur toes
49. he is courageous and he puts himself - his real self - out for people to see and he doesn’t care if people judge him or ridicule him or don’t like him he stays the way he is and doesn’t compromise who he is for anyone or anything
50. he is everything? he is all of it? he is end all be all? jojo in aquamarine was wrong. love is NOT the closest thing we have to magic. michael is
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